[WHPR] Do you feel the sun?

Day 5,549, 04:31 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room

A new dawn is upon us.

The Owls are out of the coup, and America is alive.


The eUSA is on a roll! And we have the owls to thank for it. Yes, you read that right, owls.

Gone are the days of the eUSA being run like a snooze-fest. These wise birds have taken the reins and are shaking things up in the best way possible. They're making sure the eUSA is more active than it has been in a long time, and boy, are we glad they did.

Votes are up, and spirits are high. The owls have brought new energy to the eUSA, and it's contagious. Everyone is excited to be a part of this organization again. The owls have even been spotted hooting with excitement during meetings.

One of the owls, who prefers to remain anonymous, had this to say about the changes, "We wanted to bring the eUSA back to its former glory. We knew it was going to take some hard work, but we were up for the challenge. We wanted to make sure that everyone had a good time, so we made sure to add a little bit of humor and fun to the meetings."

And let's not forget about the owl-some new initiatives they've brought to the table. From owl-themed events to owl-ly good fundraisers, the eUSA is soaring to new heights.

So, if you're an eUS citizen looking to get involved, this owl-run country is the place to be. You'll be in good company with these wise birds leading the way. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two from them. Just remember to bring your sense of humor because the eUSA is hootin' and hollerin' again.



Why did the owl win the presidential election? Because it had a hoot of a campaign!




Today, in the basement of the Whitehouse, we interview the great President of the eUnited States; this is what he had to say for himself!

1. How do you plan to address the country's current social challenges, particularly as an owl and a symbol of wisdom and conservation?
We'll continue to be as transparent as possible, informing, and educating the citizenry as we have done this past month. Shout out to Custer and Melissa Rose for doing a great job on this.

2. How do you plan to handle the ongoing threat of terrorism and national security issues, such as with CODE?
Code seems to be broken for now, but things can change rapidly in this game. The MoFA, MoD, and myself are generally in constant touch with our allies, and working closely to ensure that Asterian domination continues for the foreseeable future.

3. As an owl, you are known for your keen vision and ability to see in the dark. How do you plan to bring transparency and clarity to the American people on important issues facing the country?
We've been blessed to have an uber tank (Voots) who's helped the country remain stable these past few years. We'll continue to inform and educate our citizens so that they can enjoy the experience as much as possible while assisting them with a myriad of personal and government-funded programs.

4. What are your plans for continuing or starting new assistance programs for Americans?
Owl Feed and FAP are currently being funded by me, along with Congressional programs. I intend to continue both as we look towards the future, to ensure that our citizens have the food that they need to be effective on the battlefield.

5. As an owl, you are known for your ability to adapt to changing circumstances. How do you plan on bringing back activity in the eUSA?
The DoI and DoE will be working closely with the Media team this upcoming month. I intend to run for President for a second term, and the government will continue its work of informing, inspiring, and involving Americans.






Make sure you are battling it out for your county, follow orders, join the discord, and have a hoot of a time!

And while you're at it, check out this fantastic article written by our one and only Custer !

Attention new players!









Much love from the Whitehouse,
KT