[CHUTICLE] AN ESSAY ABOUT STALKING
Chutley
AN ESSAY ABOUT STALKING
In light of the recent deserved outcry about a certain stalking incident, I decided to write a short essay about stalking in the hopes of illuminating our fair republic so that we may all recognize it when it arises, and take steps to thwart it.
This is not meant to be an incendiary or ill-meant article, as I have a rather genial reputation to uphold, and so I feel it is my duty to refrain from naming any names.
After all, other reporters have explicated the details elsewhere. So, again, I stress, I absolutely, positively refuse to name names. Enough prefacing, let’s explore…
Just what, exactly, is a stalker? Let’s refer to wikipedia:
A stalker is someone who engages in stalking.
Yes, that much is true, but just for posterity; perhaps we should go a little deeper…
Being a stalker, in my humble opinion, first and foremost, is someone who is, purely and simply, a desperate human being.
Really, really desperate. And more often then not, a stalker is someone who is desperate for something he both lacks, and, apropos, desperately desires.
Unbeknownst to him, a stalker also is a mentally unstable personality. He is someone who has, in colloquial terms, gone completely off his rocker.
Notably, a stalker is not always physically dangerous. In fact, he usually harasses from afar because he is a total puss.
Or maybe he does so because his visceral fear of altercation is what led him to be so desperate in the first place.
Stalkers are, at their cores, weak and pitiful.
Terrible with social skills, a stalker probably grew up without any friends.
Or, worse, without anyone who even cared for him at all.
Parents, maybe unfairly yet still summarily, hated him.
Siblings were embarrassed by their relation to him.
Teachers prayed he didn’t end up in their classes.
And, obviously, women rejected him every single time he mustered enough courage to go within 10 feet of any of them.
Love, only understood from movies and books (if he can read), is never requited.
Knowing only loneliness, the stalker pines for human contact. But he does not have the wherewithal to procure it in a healthy, societally acceptable way.
Instead, he lurks in the shadows,
Never encountering the ones for whom he lustfully pursues.
“Go away,” is the most frequent verbal response he hears. Or “leave me alone.” Or, “Stop or I’ll call the police.” Or, “I just called the police.” Or, “Arrest that man, he’s stalking me.”
But it just doesn’t matter to the stalker.
Idiot as he is, He persists.
And still, no one likes him.
Read between the lines and be bold. Shout that stalking is a capital offense and it should be, first, subjected to the letter of every set of laws, and a harsh sentence is always deserved.
Vertically,
Chutley
Comments
Understand?
I lol'd!! Great work! Bonus points for ingenuity!
Brilliant!
Yo Ho
Yo Ho
This article is great for me!
Understood.
This is an article about Ajay,right? 😉
@Punisher - who's Ajay?
good job Chutley. just wish the other article was still up.
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Voted, as I have been stalked by a crazy ex before.
Also, relevant: http://youtu.be/tLPZmPaHme0
There's a secret message somewhere. Just can't place it. xD
LOL! brilliant.
Voted
So I read between the lines....Sex Cauldron? I thought they shut that place down.
Brilliant! x2
Voted
hahahaha
upstanding
*applause*
Chutley, My Top Hat and Monocle off to you good sir for this ****ing brilliant piece of work!
well done, Chutley.
Surprised and sad that a certain person whose name is unknown to me, still continues to stalk good people.
Quite brilliant indeed..
he wrote her 2 telegrams.
wiktionary: stalking-
wikipedia(sounds correct)- Stalking is a term commonly used to refer to unwanted or obsessive attention by an individual or group toward another person. Stalking behaviors are related to harassment and intimidation and may include following the victim in person or monitoring them.
in the first telegram he made a pass at her. hardly stalking perhaps weird but stalking...? second was a silly threat.
LOL you are the best writer ever.
LOL Krakken he's written me like 200 at least, the ones you saw yesterday were for the first part of yesterday. I got another this morning to start the day.
This article is actually about the game series called S.T.A.L.K.E.R - Shadows of Chernobyl,Call Of Pripyat,Clear Sky and S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2,niggaz .!.
simply magnificent !
an excellent idea as well :3
Mr Stalker plz listen to this wise man. and LEAVE BIA ALONE
naw i think its about bia's article that got massive airplay before being deleted. i didnt know the history bia else my comments would have been different..
Yeah, and I am not the first either sadly. I'm just the loudest.
so did you open all of them could just have ignored or deleted them before open....and where does this even come from like this Miss eRepublik or something? could you publish like some of them without referring to the mods it will be enough of a hoot.
Only Chutley is skilled enough to write so many papers with so few letters.
think were the flaming comes in is what is usually referred to as "mod bashing" meaning you implied they were incompetent or something. perhaps you should eEmigrate to eIreland its a real hoot and nobody cares about the eRules 😃
lol 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃
Stalking in eRepublik is non-existent, unless a person has attached their real life name to their eRepublik account, don't start talking about stalking. Secondly, stalking is not by it's very nature sexual as this article would imply. Stalking is just to obsessively watch, I stalk during deer season.
Also Tyrael Snow, wtf is wrong with you? You think of a shitty Lonely Island song when the subject of stalking comes up? Have you ever heard of a band called "The Police"?
Cool article as always bro.
Keep them coming.
Voted.
who t f is Bruno, who is bia...sounds like a great romantic flick to me 😛
yeah romantic like Deliverance.
I can not stress enough, how awesome this is.
You are a terrific writer, you are beyond good, you are more than great and simply excellent is not a proper word. This can not be described with words...
Continue and I have to say, if you do not have a career as a writer or something better than that, you should consider becoming one.
And on to the subject, these kind of people need to be hospitalized by the proper institution in order to not do any more damage to the world and the people in it.
Absolute Pure Genius.
Rahm Manuel
'Stalking in eRepublik is non-existent, unless a person has attached their real life name to their eRepublik account, don't start talking about stalking. Secondly, stalking is not by it's very nature sexual as this article would imply. Stalking is just to obsessively watch, I stalk during deer season.'
This sociopath has done both and after the news of one of our own being hurt it makes this incident even scarier...sorry but stalking is ALL about sex and control....
BTW...you da man Chutley, only you can bring humor to a bad day...!
USA's obsession with this ajay guy is beyond me (second article i subscribe to today that features him)
Your vocabulary is exemplary, and I envy your writing prowess o7
dare me to message the link to this to gcl/ajay/gipper so on🙂
Wait... recall having used that exact same style... YES! SUBTLE HINT BUDDIES! friggin sweet.
Clever, but I was hoping for something challenging, yet still achievable. A polyphabetic cipher for example. 😛
Poet!
@Rahm Manuel, yes to shot them dead, I bet. Unless you didn't know already, language is an ever evolving attempt at expressing oneself, some argue, it is actually going in the opposing direction, quite interesting, considering the fact that we can more readily communicate with a ever increasingly larger audience.
/me stalks Chutley
who is Ajay?
❤
... @MohanB: I hope you're joking....