[R&A] [外電]法國空襲

Day 2,053, 08:01 • Published in Republic of China (Taiwan) Republic of China (Taiwan) • by strangerthe

原文連結：The french Airstrike
原作者：Robocall



Hello everyone,
嗨！各位，

Today I want to talk about one of the main concerns of french people, Airstrikes. Every week, someone comes with a new idea of airstrike.
今天我想談談法國人民們最關心的話題之一：空襲。每個禮拜都有人會提出關於空襲的新主意。



The main problem is, you know, France is weak. Most of the countries of this game beats us even in a 1vs1 fight. So launching an airstrike will definitively be a waste of money.
最主要的問題是，你知道的，法國並不強。在這世界中大多數的國家都能打敗我們，就算是一對一也一樣。所以發動空襲絕對是浪費錢的一件事情。



However, french people wants fun. That is why, I wrote this article. France needs you guys. We need a country that launches an Airstrike on us. We are surrounded by foe, we have no alliance, so don't worry about retaliation. We are the perfect target and well, we have cookies.
然而，法國人們想要一點樂子。這也是為什麼我寫這篇文章的原因。法國需要你們。我們需要一個國家空襲我們。我們被敵人給包圍、沒有盟友，所以不用怕報復。我們是絕佳的靶，我們準備好招待你們了。

In conclusion, we are waiting for you, welcome to france !!!!
總之，我們等待你們的到來，歡迎來法國！！！



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