[主觀翻譯]台日韓美停戰條約
ozzzkar
Greetings,
Today we have a very great announcement. Today Asia will sleep in peace because we and our allies have signed a Non Aggression Pact with Taiwan. It's a little step for the Japanese population and a bit step for our relationship with our neighbor Taiwan.傻逼小日本,我代表eC同胞表示打你是必須的。
The pact bellow was signed today by the Presidents of United States(eUS), Republic of China (eRC), South Korea (eSK) and Japan (eJP) .
United States(eUS), Republic of China (eRC), South Korea (eSK), and Japan (eJP) - Asian Peace Accord
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eUS, eRoC, and eSK Region Swap Agreement:
三國換地恊議
1. The eUS will Resistance War (RW) back the first region of their choosing, other than Eastern Taiwan. Once this is done, eRoC will RW back to eSK three regions of their choosing other than Gyeongsangnam-do.
美國會先以起義方式退還東台灣以外的任意一塊地,然後台灣會退還Gyeongsangnam-do以外的三塊地給南韓。
2. eUS will then RW back another eRoC region other than Eastern Taiwan. eRoC will then RW back to eSK the remaining three regions not being rented, ending with Gyeongsangnam-do.
美國然後再退還一塊非東台灣以外的地,台灣方則會退還三塊非租借地給南韓,Gyeongsangnam-do將會是最後一塊退還的地。
3. Once all designated regions are returned to eSK, the eUS will finish the the return of eRoC regions by RWing
當所有退還南韓地區完成後,美國則會退出台灣地區。
4. If a RW is started that has not been approved by the eSK, eRoC, or eUS CP, this RW will be deemed unofficial and the country defending will be allowed to defeat the RW.
如有任何非恊議之起義戰爭出現,起義地區控制之國家將會視之為不合法並進行鎮壓。
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eRoC and eSK Rental Agreement:
台韓租借地條款
1. eRoC shall rent the regions of Jeollanam-do, Jeollabuk-do, and Chungcheongbuk-do from eSK for the duration 30 days following the signing date of this agreement for 20250 Country Currency and 135 Gold.
台灣方租借Jeollanam-do, Jeollabuk-do, and Chungcheongbuk-do三地,為期30天,費用為20250cc和135gold。
2. 60 Gold given in the rental agreement (a part of the total 135 Gold) is a security deposit that shall be returned to eRoC if the agreement is properly dissolved.
其中60g先行支付作為保證金,如租借合同取消則會被退還。
3. For this agreement to properly dissolve, the agreed rental time must elapse, and if it is not renewed, the rental regions must be returned to their original owner, eSK, through Resistance Wars.
要取消合同,所有租借地必先已起義方式退還給南韓。
4. To renew this agreement, it must be renegotiated and re-signed by the Country Presidents of both eRoC and eSK.
合同續約需由下月台灣及南韓總統商討。
5. If the agreed rental time elapses and there has been no renewal, all regions being rented to eRoC by eSK must be returned by RWs.
合同完結前如果沒續約成功,所有地區必須以起義方式退還南韓方。
eUS, eRoC, eSK, and eJP Non-Aggression Pact Agreement:
下文為4國互不侵犯合同
1. The countries of eUS, eSK, and eJP sign a Non-aggression pact with eRoC. We shall make no attacks nor approve natural enemy proposals against one another for the duration of this Non-Aggression Pact (NAP).
4國不主動互提NE。
2. This NAP shall be broken if eRoC attacks eUS, eSK, or eJP, as well as if eUS, eSK, or eJP attack eRoC. The eUS shall also consider an attack against eSK or eJP by eRoC as an attack against itself and shall declare eRoC a natural enemy.
任何一方主動提NE互不侵犯恊定即告終止。
3. This agreement shall last for 30 days after the signing date. For this agreement to be renewed, the CPs of eUS, eSK, eJP, and eRoC must renegotiate and re-sign the NAP when the agreed duration of the NAP elapses.
此條款續約需由4國CP重新相議及簽署。
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Signatories:
eUSA’s sign: I agree and approve this agreement - By CP of USA, Vanek26
eROC’s sign: I agree and approve this agreement - By CP of eROC, DogmaLuna
eJP’s sign: I agree and approve this agreement - By CP of eJapan, Oraizan
eSK’s sign: I agree and approve this agreement - By CP of eSK, Ernesto Jeon
Oraizan
President of Japan
kowalski_afc
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Trayker Houston
Vice Minister of Foreign Affairs and Head of the Ambassadors
Squibeel and Veprina 22
Vice Ministers of Foreign Affairs
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還地成功台灣將付135g和20250cc租借兩麥一鋁作為租借南韓三地的代價。
作為三觀全毀青年表示擔心南韓方把60g保證金黑了
Mastercard不見了的ozzzkar上
Comments
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1TWD 能排版一下 看了比較不會那麼吃力...
G_G
V
感謝翻譯
報費2TWD
我好想說:拎阿罵咧XDDD
我可以說嗎可以嗎可以嗎~~~~~(已經說了不是嗎!!!!!)
這跟被滅國然後求和沒有太大的差別,
頂多就是多了個租地的"機會"罷了.
不質疑 DogmaLuna 的努力,
只能說外國人欺人太甚,
弱國無外交。
米果優商偶府必取
咱从上国 南下把那啥半岛统一了吧。
同意
基友不容侵犯
和米国的梁子算是结下了!
V 感謝翻譯
看完停戰協定,只能說「維持現狀」似乎比較好。
一個月租完以後,南韓方還要不要租地,我們完全無法掌握。保守估計 3 個月內台灣會回復成三魚一膠,回到 2011 年 11 月的狀態。
韓國因為這租借金,還可恢復元氣。
未來還會被這紙條約限制住,不能翻身。
也就是說, 2011 年開始的仗都白打了
這紙條約弄得像是我們才是戰敗國。
EROC已经扛不住了么?为何签订这样的条约
就现在这样不好吗,签什么合约啊
................這合約在多大威脅下成立的??
G_G
米蒂 我去你妹的!
eUS成功达成了对东亚的干涉
重新树立了作为日韩干爹的地位
丧权辱国
这个……感觉有点亏诶……
200g的租金,真有钱。
要重提EC借地嗎 可惜ec也不乏憤青...
给租金的话没人会反对吧╮(╯▽╰)╭,小钱钱,真心甜的~
被耍了吧?
eROC算勝利了
戰事中死守朝鮮不滅國,一般而言 ,被滅+被長期鎮壓起義 (哥倫比亞,烏克蘭式結局) 才是正常結果
現在更得回寶島+朝鮮3資源
最後 拉人壯大實力才是王道
5. If the agreed rental time elapses and there has been no renewal, all regions being rented to eRoC by eSK must be returned by RWs.
合同完結前如果沒續約成功,所有地區必須以起義方式退還南韓方。
那就 到時便打
eUSA只跟eROC签合约了吧,
eC出面搞南韩就是了。
EC现在自己被搞都来不及
四面楚歌了啊
快看!上面有一個國家看起來很像惡霸!
看看不说话
我觉得这个价钱挺贵的啊
200g+2万cc租一个月,真有钱
还不是趁着EC周边不稳?等波兰等国滚回家他在看看有没有人理这个合约;
5. If the agreed rental time elapses and there has been no renewal, all regions being rented to eRoC by eSK must be returned by RWs.
合同完結前如果沒續約成功,所有地區必須以起義方式退還南韓方。
这条太XX了
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这句话最搞笑。合同都不续,谁还要退还。好处全都向着对方。
5. If the agreed rental time elapses and there has been no renewal, all regions being rented to eRoC by eSK must be returned by RWs.
合同完結前如果沒續約成功,所有地區必須以起義方式退還南韓方。
租根茄子~坦克买起继续打!
租金不會太貴嗎?
租了有什麼好處?
租金好貴啊!再者,30天后對方不肯續約腫麼辦?