[Cyprus] Presidential Update: News and Progress

Day 2,152, 16:57 • Published in Cyprus USA • by Kemal Ergenekon


[Cyprus] Presidential Update: News and Progress

Dear panpas, kekes, and pampuan,

Last week has been a busy one for the whole government. We have made considerable progress in many of the ministries, and the projects are actively being worked on.

In this article, I will give you a brief report of what we have been doing. Enjoy!

May your TATATAs be plenty,
Kemal Ergenekon






Ministry of Foreign Affairs

Our team has been busy, and we have considered our options on new allies, our short- and medium-term policy, and how to support our existing allies and relationships. Wild Owl and Mr. Wonka deserve special mention.

To learn more, please read our MoFA's latest article: (CYP) Foreign Policy






Ministry of Finance

Our Minister of Finance Kaniballos has written a terrific article on our finances and tax revenues in the past month, using the revenue data collected by yours truly.

To learn more, please read our MoF's latest article: (CYP) Information about our current economic status






Ministry of Education

24 hours before the last training center upgrade discount was over, we have decided to help our young players by giving them 10 gold to be used in upgrading their free training center. 11 young Cypriots who responded and demonstrated their activity received 10 gold each, as well as instructions on how to use their money the best. No gold or money has been taken from the country accounts for this purpose. Here is the list of recipients:

SonMokoko
brtnmarrak1
Johnson96
bycem
Ehditaura
LasTJanisarY
adanasiz
cumcumcuma
oOobilalemmioOo
Bogdan SS
khist

In addition, the Minister of Education AYANCUKLU ABINIZ estimated the cost of feeding and arming the young Cypriots throughout the month to be 13,850 CYP; and he has been given this money recently. He will start supplying our young players beginning from today. The money has been sent from the bank.






Ministry of Internal Affairs

Kutluk Bilge Kul Nukez and Ayroh have accomplished the most boring task in the universe in no time: creating a list of citizen IDs of all eCypriots!

This list has been uploaded to be used by my special script which will track the changes of the statistics of our citizens. The data collected by this framework will help us in many of our projects, such as Advanced Fortum Project, Fake Detection Project, and Social Net Project. Expect to hear more as we accumulate more data.






Ministry of Caps

This is my favorite ministry xdxdxd. Our Minister of Caps Kutluk Bilge Kul Nukez has demonstrated his extraordinary skills in acquiring tasteful caps of beautiful amlis. To peruse his latest findings, please read his article: GECECI OZEL 7




Our other ministries have also shown progress, and we will be establishing our commune next week, but let me keep these news for another update 😉


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