Serbia, come meet your new favourite citizen

Day 2,326, 11:16 • Published in Serbia Croatia • by Arrlo

ME!





Now it's not often that a former Croatian president comes to visit your country, so I was expecting a nice friendly welcome. Red carpets, trumpets, a parade.

Imagine my dismay to see that my arrival created quite a stir, with no small amount of anger directed at the congressman and the people responsible for granting me entry. For shame! срамота! Is this the famous Serbian hospitality?!

This article is a second chance for you all to come and welcome me to eSerbia. Leave nice comments, add me as a friend, send me gold!



As for what I am doing here, just 200 clicking for a while, enjoying the stable bonuses and benign political atmosphere for which the country is renowned, but if the clamour from the Serbian people for me to be president of Serbia becomes unbearable then I would be honoured to follow all the great men (and women?) who have led this eNation. Yes I will steal all the money, and as such I can confirm that Admiral desert hamster will indeed be my Governor.

PS sometimes we all have to remember that it's a game. Cheers!