[CoS] A Formal Statement on the Department Evry
Day 4,951, 21:03
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by dmjohnston
Mood Music: One day when the tonguin’ is done we’ll take our leave and go.
Invasions bring cutbacks. We aren’t getting the same revenue we were during our training war days. Because of this, I have advised the President and helped him reach a difficult decision: the Department of Evry has been shuttered permanently. All personnel from this department have been let go without a severance package.
Carry on.
Dio bless you, and Dio bless the eUnited States of America.
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First for firing Evry.
Second
If we can raise enough money, we may be able to bring Evry's department back.
I've contributed 100 cc to the cause
I miss it already.
o7
Give the money to me, I'll dig a tunnel
With evry thing that's happened, this sad event was prolly inevitable.
But on the plus side, nobody cares.
So it's kind of a wash.
Biscuits.
Please make public a report detailing all of evry's department's accomplishments.
Report.
Report complete.
Let's form a committee to study that report.
An idiot's gotta do what Gnil does?
Bazinga!
Cutting government bloat is always a good thing.
oh no
She must be devastated
"smh" he
Jews always are.
I'm a jew, I know what I'm talking about!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Who the f*** is Evry?
Nooooooo, why that?