The Champion Reporter - newspaper of Champinator

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Knock Knock

9 • Day 1,928, 22:24 • Published in South Africa

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Who's there?

Grim.

Grim who?

Grimstone mothafucka.

This is how I imagine Grimstone would knock on my door. Because he's awesome. I'd go as far to say that he is pretty rad. I've had the pleasure of working with Grim for quite a long

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Remember to Vote for Champinator!

12 • Day 1,903, 07:15 • Published in South Africa

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Political debates and analysis

Hey everyone,

The Country President elections are tomorrow! Don't forget to vote! Please! Even if you are voting for someone else, just vote. The best way to get a fair election is to have a large majority of our citizens voting. Also, please

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Champ for CP: Update

13 • Day 1,899, 15:39 • Published in South Africa

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Political debates and analysis

Hey everyone,

Thank you for the warm wishes of "Good Luck!" I am also glad to see Claudio is running again. This will be a great race.

I have a running mate now. He is a great leader in eSouth Africa. He has held many positions and continually

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Champinator for Country President

15 • Day 1,896, 21:29 • Published in South Africa

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Political debates and analysis

Hello eSouth Africans.

It is not the best of times in eSouth Africa right now. With the threat of a PTO looming over us, tempers are bound to be short. But there is good to come; we have a chance to change, and by change, I refer to electing a

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Things to Come

6 • Day 1,893, 19:11 • Published in South Africa

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Political debates and analysis

Hello eSouth Africa,

It appears as if we have been f*cked up the ass. PTOers successfully got OOPS into the Top 5 and now are in line to get some congress positions. Starting tomorrow, these new congressmen and women will begin to accept