All Banter Considered - newspaper of American Border Collie

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[PREZ] Current Affairs

13 • Day 1,143, 18:18 • Published in Singapore

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Thank you, eSingapore for your vote!

I know I haven't said much over the past few days, but I promise you, a statement is coming tomorrow. In the meantime, operations will continue as they have under the same cabinet members.

If you have any

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An Epic Congressional Message

7 • Day 1,130, 08:28 • Published in Singapore

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I have written, produced, recorded, edited, distributed, and approved the following message for your enjoyment:

My Congress Plea (mp3, 2.1 MB, 2 minutes)

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Singapore Pre-Election Poll: Logamac

10 • Day 1,104, 16:15 • Published in Singapore

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I recently polled the citizens of eSingapore about the possibility of electing Logamac the Country President. I got the following overwhelming response:

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State of the Game

7 • Day 1,083, 06:00 • Published in Singapore

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That is all. … read more »

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Admin says...

15 • Day 1,068, 10:18 • Published in Singapore

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...unless you have the RL cash to pony up or spam the hell out of your friends.

Here are the ways our world's gold supplies increase:

+1. Pay Up: Who has disposable income for this anymore?

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