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You didn't see this coming....

Day 1,015, 01:39 • Published in Canada Romania

• by BogdanFV

No seriously you didn't...

I would like to announce that on the fifth of September you shall all vote for the one, the only:

POLAR BEAR IN PAJAMAS

I bring a lot of experience to the office, a lot of know how and most of all I bring my huge ego...

Reasons why you should vote for me:

I don't have time to take care of a country right now!

I am the Polar Bear King!

I am far cooler then that guy Acacia, so what he conquered UK, who cares these days....

I shall give free wale fat to anyone who needs it!

My platform

Military

Conquer the world!

Economy

Hack into the eRepublik servers and transfer all the money in the world to the country accounts, Communism FTW!

Social

Imprison all those that oppose the regime, LONG LIVE THE KING! (yea, that's me! )

Foreign Affairs

No point really since the new world is already under my complete control...

Cabinet

Supreme King of the Worl😛 Nea Milosu

Delegate over the Northern Hemisphere: Kushskins

Delegate over the Southern Hemisphere: Greg McNeish

Minister of Finance: PimpDollaz

Minister of Safety, Forums and IRC: One-Ron-Man

Minister of Social Services and Political Police: saltydog

Minister of Lulz: sean92

Minister of Gay-Love: Adasko

Minister of Masons: Acacia

Minister of Penal Colonies: Cozza

And many, many, many other ministeries and jobs. In fact, I announce that every Canadian Citizen shall be a minister!

So remember......

Vote for Nea Milosu, the King you WANT!

If you have taken this seriously then with no offense YOU HAVE A PROBLEM

Comments

saltydog Day 1,015, 01:41

inb4frankypicoto

Damien Wolf Day 1,015, 01:43

rofl! now thats a platform 😛

Greg McNeish Day 1,015, 01:45

As Delegate over the Southern Hemisphere, I promise to quell the inevitable Penguin uprising.

Stay sexy, eCanada.

Lincoln 6 Echo Day 1,015, 01:47

at first i was all o.0;

but then...

i lol'ed :3

Lord Penguin Day 1,015, 01:53

THE PENGUIN UPRISING SHALL PREVIAL

LONG LIVE THE PENGUIN!!

Potier Day 1,015, 01:57

i lol'd

Greg McNeish Day 1,015, 02:00

😁😁
Penguin missed my veiled homoeroticism.

Captain Salty Kushskins Day 1,015, 02:03

any party that doesn't endorse this candidate is NO PARTY OF MINE

Adasko Day 1,015, 03:30

RETARD endorses every lulzy candidate including Fram. Since the current Rhino PP will only die on election day, we can actually endorse two candidates.

SEAN92 and FRAM FOR PREZ