World! Write Slightly Less Pointless Articles!
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Some new permanent missions have arrived, and for no apparent reason people are rushing (and spamming) to complete them. While spamming is short and fun, this article will give you some ideas for articles (to complete the missions) that will actually benefit people in the game. So here goes...
1. Teach Us Another Language
Because who doesn't want to know some new words? A few phrases would be nice.
2. Tell Us Some Jokes
I would rather read some jokes than comment on pointless articles.
3. History Lesson
I don't know... But I will if you tell me...
4. Insult A Political Leader
Everybody hates political leaders, so insult some and people will surely come to your article.
5. Life Story
We want to hear about that time you fought a lion in the streets of Atlantis!
6. Interview A Random Person
But make it funny...
Now go out there and write slightly less pointless articles...
This article was written by CheetahCurtis on the 21st of August 2014. Please subscribe for more great tips and info.
Comments
Share your slightly less pointless articles below... If they are pointless I wont comment...
Also, I don't actually need comments because I'm not doing the missions, so don't spam me!
I wrote a shorty poem about Plato and eRepublik:
We play to have some fun
Though this game is just a scam
With credit cards we play
And regrets is the way we pay
But don't worry my son
One day we will reach the sun
The one in the game's logo
Built of money made out of porno
But until that day
We shall continue to play
Because we have no other game
Where spending money gives us fame
Even though this game is dead
We stay awake instead of go to bed
Sending tickets to the stuff
To be answered later with guff
In Plato we will never trust
This guy has money more than dust
The admins are the ones we blame
Because their service was always lame
Oh Plato …
You were such a nice guy
Until you had to say goodbye
Because an idea came to your mind
And then the money made you blind
You lost the trust of your friends
At least you are driving Mercedes benz
We hope you are having fun
Because we have sent a hired gun
Oh Plato …
eRepublik is not even a word
But you made out of it a whole new world
We used to enjoy your game
Until you decided to change your aim
Thank you very much
I am going to eat lunch
It costs less than your game
And that is a hell of a shame
^ It needs some improvements but that's nice
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im offended. but yeah you have a point
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¡Pon aqui el enlace de tu artículo y gana comentarios!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/1-2426795/1/20
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cats lick themselves and so does dogs:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-0-25-cats-lick-themselves-and-so-does-dogs-2427600/1/20
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