Welcome to The Travels Of Elfington

Day 559, 13:17 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by AltmerVampire

Welcome indeed 🙂

This is my new (and first, therefore kinda not 'new' per say.... Anywho...) newspaper! The Travels Of Elfington

Random name, no? Correct. It is random. It has no purpose, it has no history. It merely amuses me

This is my first article and as of yet I have no idea what I will put in it, perhaps I will put propaganda, perhaps I will attempt to make jokes. Or maybe I will even put on my serious face and write serious hard hitting articles. 😛 Yeah...

Maybe I'll have an idea for your next edition. I wouldn't bet on it however. My exams are currently on and I haven't revised for a single one. Good times 🙂

Oh! I know! I can use it for my unsuccessful congress bid on the 25th July!

Thats ingenius, why didn't I think about that before... And in the process I have worked out the purpose of this first article! To decide what it does and introduce me! AltmerVampire!

With the term nearly over I am currently deciding to stand down on being French Ambassador and move onto another country if I'm allowed 😛

Now I am bored so I will stop typing! 'Til next time peeps!

Oh! And congrats to Brodie who won himself my avatar competition. Avatar for Elfy Corp and this newspaper's picture 😛

With all my love,
Elfington himself