WAKE UP CANADA
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by Lawkee
To Whom It May Concern....
Let me start this article with expressing sincere indignation with the current state of things in this country. This, and past few months have been terrible. What the f**k is going on? No wars, no entertainment, nothing! Some of you will blame the game, and yet, you still play it. So, i'd say, the problem is in the people who lead this country, not the game. Yes, the same people who run this country again and again every fu**ing month, no matter who wins CP elections, always same faces and same old story.
So i have just one question for all those sheeps who keep voting for them, who are being told who to vote for, and who obviously can't think with their own heads. WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU THINKING?!
I see dozen of shouts every day, complaining how boring it is, crying like 10 yr old girls when they skin their knee. And if some of them are those sheeps i mentioned above, they fu**ing deserve it. Congress is dead, people are dead, look at our media... this amount of lethargy i haven't seen in a while. It's clear that we need to shake things up, start a war and spark up some activity, or we're gonna die off as a nation.
Enough is enough.
Your silver tongue Leaders, are responsible for all of this, there's no one else to blame. They said we don't have any good option to start a war except AS, which isn't true, there's always an option. They could've picked a country and started a war but they didn't. Why? Because we'd risk getting wiped, or i don't know, we'd maybe lose international 'reputation'. F**k all that. We're already screwed, just look at our numbers for f**k's sake. This is just a game, but obviously for some people it's far more than a game. We can't afford to wait any longer. Wake up or die out like fu**ing dinosaurs!
So as a sign of revolt i'm ready to run for CP. I'm ready to start a war, to stir up hornet's nest, and i don't give a f**k about consequences...because it can't get any worse than this. I'm thinking about paying a visit to our southern neighbors or AS someone, idk haven't decided yet. Are we gonna win that battle? Probably not, but it's gonna be fun, that's for sure, and in the end we will prevail. Our leaders didn't have the balls to do it, but i'm ready. If i get elected, you should hold on to your seats cuz it's definitely going to be a bumpy ride. I believe like that, we can become more united, spark up some activity, and have more fun in general, which is what this country desperately needs right now.
I'm not gonna kiss anyone's a*s for votes or endorsements which is what usually other CP candidates do. I'm 101% sincere and i stand by every word i said in this article, if you agree with me, vote for me, if you don't you can f**k off. I know that majority of other politicians are avoiding being open like this, because they resemble of RL politicians too much,they can be very eloquent and persuasive but they have no balls. If you think i'm vulgar too much - bite me, this is pure anger, discontent and half of bottle of scotch talking (f**k it it's 1am somewhere riight(, but nonetheless it's the truth. I'm no hero, and i'm not trying to be one. I'm not seeking for attention, hell, i'm just the opposite. I wanna click those damn buttons and try to bring some fun for you and me in this sh*tty game. Like i said, i'm doing this as a sign of pure discontent, i've lost faith in the current leadership and I want to take things into my hands.
As for my cabinet, i can say that current government members won't included for sure. They should take a long break, it's time for some new faces and new people to get the chance and prove that they can do a good, even better job than they did. Romans had a good saying regarding that, they said that politicians are like diapers, and that they must be changed often, for the same reason. And i completely agree. When something doesn't work right, you need to make a change.
You can contact me if you want to be a part of my cabinet, i will take into consideration every application. So that's it, i've said everything that's on my mind, and damn, it feels good. Have a f**king nice day y'all.
P.S. If you wonder how many times have i used the word 'f**k' in this article, the answer is 11.
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You guys threw me out. Least i brought wars.
How many days of fighting did we actually see when you were dictator? Legit question. It honestly didn't seem like much - though much more than lately.
I'd say close to 3 weeks out of 2 terms. war with Albania was atleast a week. Then a TW with Ireland including the RWs was atleast 2.
Eh. Not so bad in the end (even if quite reliant on a training war).
Sorry, I don't agree with starting a war with our allies or losing tens of thousands of CAD worth of MPP's. AS is our only realistic option. Obviously plans for this have been kept on need-to-know (congress, cabinet, top MU commanders) but we have been working hard on this for weeks now. If we do it, we do it right and we win.
You will have your war in time for the tournament, as promised.
You should read the whole article, mr. CP. USA is not our ally,and it's not the question of winning or losing. Your whole term has passed while we waited for 'realistic option', and you've said that we'll will 'have our war' too many times and yet nothing happened.People are losing interest while you search for the 'realistic option'. I can't believe it but so far, this month was one of the most boring months in our history... just my 2 cents.
USA matches nearly all our MPP's. Our allies would have to fight against us. There are few MPP's we could have and fight them. It would have been a guaranteed wipe.
I'm really sorry I disappointed you, I know I lack the spark that other leaders have had, i've tried my best. I should have set more goals, because we went through them too quickly. This war thing has been a huge headache, because only recently has the airstrike been filled. Any earlier and we would have had next to no money for CO after filling it up, not to mention no money to defend against a coup.
All I can say is we will have war for the tournament, it will come on Wednesday. I am sorry it is so late in the term.
Meh, it's an old worn out game way past its spoil date and our activity level seems appropriate.
Bringing Rylde back is probably the only way to liven things up if you're up for that kind of action.
Do you think that Rylde is the only right person for that kind of action? Because i never got the chance to do it, and i think i could be pretty damn good at it.
I'm almost ready for another term of Rolo.
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We need an airstrike.
If we can't afford an AS then just piss off someone and they will come here.
Punisher 1389 for CP!!
The whole game, with all the new mechanics, that drift the game toward a cash grab, point and click game, has just become boring.
Not worth more than 2 minutes per days of my attention.
I'm only here because of bat habits, that I can't get rid of. 🙂
I think the cash grab is certainly part of it. We're broke or at least feel like it or at least don't feel like contributing anymore. We could have had a war if we'd contributed to the AS funds. We've done it way faster before.
Im down for pissing off the eWorld
I like Xichael but he's not been the best CP. Yes, it's been a terribly boring month but I'm not willing to blame him for this alone. Nobody seems interested in playing anymore. We couldn't even elect a full Congress (I'm glad the half of the world that would kill to have a meaningful election didn't notice that because I would wipe us for wasting that gift).
It's also not his fault we couldn't fought a war yet. Stars need to align and money volunteered for that. That said, he should be doing more to fill the gasping hole that a lack of fighting has left.
Notes as for war at any cost, I don't buy into that philosophy. Yes, the game is dying but a quick war and a long wipe won't turn things around and might even hasten our demise.
This idea of one last hurrah (honestly, I feel we're well past that point now) is nihilistic but the game will continue beyond the next war. What will Canada look like then?
If others feel like carrying on the torch in the future then I don't want to burn the house down (to mix my metaphors) just to give myself something to watch for a few days of "entertainment. "
Oh, and it's not just our current politicians' fault. We're a community and now a small one at that. We're all part of the problem now if we're not doing anything to change the status quo. One good (!) idea it's all or would take to turn this country's political scene upside down.
I agree, I should have held some contests, but most of my time on the game has been consumed by finding this damn war. Considering time-zones and the fact it is summer, it's been a royal pain in the ass tracking people down to have meetings and actually get something accomplished.
The supply program obviously wasn't enough, but I am glad that it is having good turnout.
if you think that you can wake up this nation with your contests, you're even more delusional than i thought.
Only a moron would suggest we attack the USA. The only smart move would to piss them off enough so that they attack us first.
And anyone who has the time can be in cabinet. Most people prefer to arm chair quarterback every 3 months or so though. Like the last time you wrote an article.
When you are that smart, why didn't you do something huh genius? You've been in the government for who knows how long, and yet u did nothing?! If the part about dirty diapers is true, then YOU are the dirtiest diaper of them all.
I await your Action Jackson rule. I will sit back and put ointment on my diaper rash.
I assumed we would be coup'd in the first couple of weeks of democracy. That would of been exciting. We also had zero money in the treasury at the start of democracy so that would of made that prospect even more interesting.
What was that? 4 weeks ago.
ED is operating under the assumption that people give a fuck
"I want to take things into my hands."
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You don't have to be president to build support and press the NE button... you could do that right now, or last week or next week couldn't you?
i absolutely don't want to interfere and 'ruin' the plans of our 'glorious' government,and i don't wanna be their scapegoat. That's why. I wrote what i think. If the majority agrees with me, we will do this my way. If not, then this nation deserves to die out. That's what i think.
War were declared.
I'm glad you told me how many times you said it. I'd have run out of fingers.
I'm surprised a shoe salesman would forget about toes.
DON'T YOU SAY THAT WORD!
i just miss the Ginger Tribue 😞
Psst... check out the chive.