Vote King William the Great - A New King Arthur to Defend Britain!
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by King William the Great
My Fellow Britons,
The time has come to bring real leadership to our country. Like King Arthur, I will defend our land against the threat of foreign invaders. The Colombians and all others who seek to infringe upon our sovereign shores will be driven away! If you want a leader who will make the alliances and the necessary military preparations to secure and expand upon our interests, then I urge and ask you to elect me as your next leader!
This will be an inclusive government, and I intend to include both old and new voices alike as we try to build up the eUK against a tide of a declining eWorld. Think of it this way. Most of our leaders have been simply more of the same, and completely ineffective at bringing real change and reform to how we do business here. I will be different, and we can only go up from here. I will be a new King Arthur!
I have served many terms in Parliament, been Party President for several UK parties, and most proudly as the current leader of the British Patriots, and served as interim Prime Minister. I have the experience, the resolve, and the vision to Make Britain Great Again! With your help, we can make it a reality. Remember the Battle of Badon? If I win this election with your help, that will define my administration. VICTORY!
Yours Faithfully,
King William the Great
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I'd vote for you, Wily, but you unfriended me. So I guess I'll have to vote for someone else. 🙁
Jamesw will appreciate your support I'm sure!
Not Willy - Ajay!!
I was getting worried that you might have eDied Ajay!
I have missed your bollucksy presence addiaddy - and you fillng an element of fun and amusement. Every play needs a pantomime baddy - and you fill the part SO well Little Willy!
I shall be dusting off my old Ajay recordings just to remind myself of the good old bad old days!
But you aren't King Arthur, you're King William.
And given the lack of an ordinal, I have to assume you're King William I.
Which means you are William the Bastard, who invaded England in the 11th century, and makes your comments about others "infringing upon our sovereign shores" hypocritical in the extreme.
ok
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What he thinks:
What everyone else thinks: https://goo.gl/ej6Srk
He thinks: This chick is so into my meaningless rhetoric, defo gonna get some.
She thinks: You stupid moron. I know a worse way for a guy to die, another film I did...
Hey Ajay, sup?
Wasn't your account banned for using multiple accounts?
if you buy packs, it's more like a temporary suspension than a ban.
So little willie shows it off again.
Doesn't he realise that we're all pointing and giggling
Hey Ajay -
Whilst there is little chance of me ever voting for you, it really is good to see you back.
Your presence adds legitimacy and credibility to the other candidates - and you have always proved effective at rallying the British population (usually against you)!
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when were you interim prime minister?
"...been Party President for several UK parties..." - translation, carpet bagger.