Vote for the cat!
Oraizan
Before anybody gets mad, this is just a joke. (mostly) Please don't waste your vote on Akki
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Akki, our oldest and most loyal eJapanese citizen, has been in eJapan since mid-2008. He is famous for being a cat, and the master of the art: wall-of-text. Teacher to many, cat to all. If you vote Akki for president, here is what you will get.
Extra cat naps.
Longer smoke breaks.
More loli.
Wall-o-text.
The cutest cat around as CP.
~Oraizan
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Akki was, is and will be the best CP of eJapan! Ever!
I'd say him or Kokawa-sama could take the title, but I agree!
You do understand that Akki was the past. The insistence on hanging on it is a general problem in the present tense. Dividing the vote for a democratic Japan is a known problem. By holding a 2 person party and screwing up every system, every month Akki is one of the worst problems eJapan now faces. The truth hurt but there it is.
I realize that he's a waste of votes, that's why I put a disclaimer under the header.
nyaaaaan~
Ah, Good ol' Akki is still alive
F@#$ the dictatorship, long live democracy in eJapan!