VM Pissed on Downing Street 10
Day 3,160, 01:26
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by Mr.Razor
HE PISSED ON DOWNING STREET 10
by Razor
Voodoo Mike. The Ex-President of the eUK pissed on downing street. I can't believe he actually did it.
A little context is in order I suppose. See, Voodoo Mike was a werewolf – a dastardly, no good, conniving lycanthrope. I say “was” because we lynched his furry ass. And I say “we” even though I was obviously dead and played absolutely no part in his spray-urination.
Voodoo Mike was able to do this because he and a bunch of his mangy mongrel friends had already killed me the prior night. Why would they do this you ask?
Why would a pack of werewolves kill innocent little me? I was a supremely effective and dashingly handsome werewolf hunter. I had spearheaded the assassination of Voodoo Mike’s evil co-conspirator ESO Academy, whom the respected and lovely Speaker of the house Sir Appleby gave the proverbial thumbs down to, thereby breaking the stalemated vote at the trial and ending ESO's life. They were forced to kill me before I could send any more of them to hell. And then Voodoo Mike pissed on downing street.
I’m totally cool with it. Next time, I’ll probably take a massive dump on Voodoo Mike’s beheaded corpse and we’ll have a laugh about it.
The reason I’m telling you about downing street 10 being desecrated is because it’s all in fun.
We didn't expect to find that voodoo mike urine sprayed downing street 10 wall(Prime Minister's office) with these words "ESO woz 'ere" Our specialists are working hard to decode these words !
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/prime-minister-s-office-181812/1
to be continued....
by Razor
Voodoo Mike. The Ex-President of the eUK pissed on downing street. I can't believe he actually did it.
A little context is in order I suppose. See, Voodoo Mike was a werewolf – a dastardly, no good, conniving lycanthrope. I say “was” because we lynched his furry ass. And I say “we” even though I was obviously dead and played absolutely no part in his spray-urination.
Voodoo Mike was able to do this because he and a bunch of his mangy mongrel friends had already killed me the prior night. Why would they do this you ask?
Why would a pack of werewolves kill innocent little me? I was a supremely effective and dashingly handsome werewolf hunter. I had spearheaded the assassination of Voodoo Mike’s evil co-conspirator ESO Academy, whom the respected and lovely Speaker of the house Sir Appleby gave the proverbial thumbs down to, thereby breaking the stalemated vote at the trial and ending ESO's life. They were forced to kill me before I could send any more of them to hell. And then Voodoo Mike pissed on downing street.
I’m totally cool with it. Next time, I’ll probably take a massive dump on Voodoo Mike’s beheaded corpse and we’ll have a laugh about it.
The reason I’m telling you about downing street 10 being desecrated is because it’s all in fun.
We didn't expect to find that voodoo mike urine sprayed downing street 10 wall(Prime Minister's office) with these words "ESO woz 'ere" Our specialists are working hard to decode these words !
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/prime-minister-s-office-181812/1
to be continued....
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I wanna know why oh psychedelics you take
*which
oh sorry that i cant write better than you
No. I just wanna escape reality for a bit.
maybe existence is an illusion, and reality isn't real. The idea that everything we know is merely a construction of our minds
Don't be surprised when someone reports your hate article.
its just a fun story
Werewolf? I thought I was a frog?
im still working on voodoo to find out
bugger, someone finally clocked the ESO paraphernalia 😃
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Pass the spliff
oh forgot Abt Sambo the big werewolf
Na, sambo is just a multi abuser
Razor should know that, considering he's me
If you scroll down far enough you'll see this
http://prntscr.com/btavnx
On every official gov newspaper... So what's your point?
what is strange to me is that you skip whole article and amazing story to mention what did your friend on gov newspaper
every offical newspaper? that photo only shown your best friend article on gov newspaper on his term
dont try to advertise on my article comments 😉
as my opinion your comment is pretty useless
No, I read the boring and incomprehensible story about nothing relevant.
if it was boring why you bothered to read it and put comment?
your comments are irrelevant not my article man
I read it cause I didn't know it was going to be so boring,
I commented cause the picture you posted bassically says something that has already been discussed and eUK already knows we couldn't care less
Entertaining af
Getting some real good dapper vibes here
+1
Not sure what the upsets about, looks exactly like a submission for NOT mr speaker, mr CP's competition under the category of pointless (I think).
Actually looks like I was wrong about category, but looks like this fits: Category 2 – Worst Party/MU Recruitment Attempt