The Wars Rage On!

Day 2,473, 08:47 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Mad Pauly

It would appear that my last article caused a bit of a stir, gaining attention from none other than our illustrious President, criticising the actions of the RAF who had continued to fight in Norway despite the threat of invasion from hostile forces from Canada and Israel.


Despite such misgivings we have successfully defeated the Israeli threat in the West Midlands; the Israelis had the gall to attempt an airstrike on the city of Birmingham but eUK resolve drove them out nevertheless. France also attempted an invasion and came close to success, but our brave boys fought back with great resolve and drove them out of Plymouth and back across the Channel. Trondelag was secured against the Finns and later against invading Swedes.


We have suffered losses, however; Wales and the Northwest have fallen to Canadian occupation and Canada pressed hard to occupy Scotland but were rebuffed by the great efforts of our plucky troops. Sweden has captured Ostlandet and Norway has forced us to retreat from our occupation of Vestlandet.

Notwithstanding these losses, which with cooperation and leadership might yet be overturned, I strongly believe that these recent events are proof that eUK is stronger than it was when I first enlisted, merely a month or so ago. While we are not yet a true power to compare with the likes of Poland or Chile, we have proven that we are not to be trifled with. War on five fronts is possible and with grit and determination we can succeed!


Even now we fight against the Norwegian resistance to retain a hold on our new possessions and an invasion of France's meagre holdings in Brittany is underway. Once these campaigns have concluded, this cat would hope that we can drive the Canadians back across the Atlantic to the land of Syrup and Bacon (mmmm.... bacon...) and who knows? Perhaps even follow them across the seas to regain the lands given away when they gained their independence years ago. Then there will be medals and bacon and syrup for all!

Do your part! Join the RAF and fight for God, King and Country! Freedom and bacon awaits!