The truth about the revolution

Day 1,119, 17:59 • Published in USA USA • by Cromstar
Internal Government memo; CLASSIFIED INFORMATION CONTAINED HEREIN; Distribution is strictly prohibited

Location: Miami, Florida- Field HQ of the Revolutionary Guard



Office of the Arson Squad, Floor 13, Suite 54321



Time: REDACTED ON SECURITY GROUNDS

Subject: The Rise of Supreme Chancellor Frost

Attention has been brought recently to charges made by Counterrevolutionaries and their soon-to-be-executed rebel leader. It is believed that these charges must be answered immediately. As such, this document has been written in the field during the manhunt for the Libertarian HQ in Florida.

Herein revealed is the Truth of the Revolution. Arson Squad commander Cromstar has been a co-conspirator with the Supreme Chancellor since before World War III. They worked together on numerous sekrit projects, including the PTO attempt on France ages ago. This information is taken straight from headquarters of the Secret Cabal, previously noted as waging war against the Admins.

The Truth of the Revolution shall show that Supreme Chancellor Frost’s ultimate goal in seizing power extends beyond the simplistic goals of American unity or world hegemony under American powers. It goes farther; it stretches beyond time and space itself to touch upon ideas barely conceived by the average Citizen.

Do not fear the truth. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. See the truth.



In the ancient past, a secret was uncovered. In what would later be termed ‘GF Day’ it was determined that the admin was not, in fact, invulnerable. After this incident, a super top secret black ops project was established under the code name ‘GINGERBREAD HOUSE.’



GINGERBREAD HOUSE succeeded in identifying the source of the admins powers, and thus, its weakness. Thus was enacted a plan to ultimately seize control of the source of the admins power.

Operation Atreides was green.

The change to the new resource module, announced by the admins, accidentally provided the information needed by GINGERBREAD HOUSE to finally enact the plans developed for Operation Atreides.

Unbeknownst to all but a select few, the admins made a small mistake when they added the new resources. They exposed the source of their powers (Addendum 1 included for reference):



That’s right. The admins revealed the Spice, source of their powers, was to be found in, and only in Nevada. Now, as any schoolboy knows, Nevada is largely owned by the eUS government.

Therefore, it was decided that the Spice could be obtained by the eUSA and held hostage against the admins, crippling them and ultimately shifting the balance of power away from the Admins and to whoever had the Spice.

After all, he who controls the spice, controls the universe. With the admins fatal mistake of revealing the location of the spice, Operation Atreides began. First, allies were recruited in secret. The nations of the Philippines and Brazil agreed to join the fight with the US in an effort to cut the admins off from the Spice.

After that, a President involved in the plan was necessary. Josh Frost rose to the occasion. His revolution swept the nation, and after becoming Supreme Chancellor, he and other members of GINGERBREAD HOUSE have worked to secure the Spice.


Josh Frost is the Dune Kitteh

We must sound the call to war. Once they learn of the possession of their spice, the admins will be sure to react harshly and swiftly. Allies and enemies will unite against us to seize the spice for themselves. We must strengthen our ties with those nations willing to keep the spice secure for eternity.

Alliances will crumble. A new order will arise. Ancient orders hidden in secrecy shall come to the light and they shall be praised for destroying the admin. eRepublik shall never be the same again.

The spice is life. The spice is death. The spice is everything and nothing. It is the source of admins power. We must protect the spice. If all else fails, we must destroy the spice. Never surrender; never doubt; never hesitate.

Serve Supreme Chancellor Frost and save the world.

Viva la revolucion!
Viva la Frost!
Viva la spice!

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