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Hello America! Before I start this interview, I just want to congratulate the USA on liberating 2 regions, Chile on almost liberating Bulgaria, and the balkan states on rising up against Serbia. So without further adoo, here is my interview with Chilean president, DrKaban, who made headlines with his daring airstrike to liberate Bulgaria.
This is The Truman Report With DrKaban.

: hello
: hi
: ready to start the interview?
: yes
: first question, why choose Romania as a target for your airstrike?
: because romania was occupying bulgaria
: and...
: and we spoke with bulgarian government in order to get their freedom to send an airstrike to bolivia
: wait, Bulgaria hasn't sent an airstrike to Bolivia. When will they?
: they sent it already
: the law is approved
: I suppose we will see it any minute now. Sure hope they can win that strike.
: Will your opening another front change the war dynamic with Argentina?
: yes but not yet
: How do you think it will change?
: argentina is the only country who is making troubles here
: so when we finish our other fronts, we will rape them
: and with bulgaria support
: I have no doubt in that my good sir 😉
: okay. What long-term objective do you have for your expansion into Europe?
: we will liberate bulgaria and get for them a new home beside us in south america
: we have more plans, but i can’t talk about at this moment
: but you could see it in next 6-7 hours i think
: The conquered balkan nations are rising up against serbia as we speak. Is this meant as part of your Bulgarian liberation?
: no
: is a consequence
: cot was totally demoralized
: the airstrike i think changed that
: as you know, we like serbia
: our people
: but if they want to fight for argentina, we will fight too
: at least they could say that defeated a courage and decent country
: This actually has succeeded then. America has liberated 2 regions and CoT is kicking ass all over the world.

: indeed
: cot waked up
: restore his dignity and they want to play this good again
: restore his dignity and they want to play this good again
: we are working hard
: last month our countries were demoralized, not even opened supplies
: now you can see as we are fighting
: really working
: we have been working hard as well. What plan of relations do you have with the United States?
: i had very bad relationship with usa
: i was upset cuz i was the chilean president 3 months ago when they sent NE against serbia
: without ask
: or plan
: but we are in good terms right now, with current administration
: but my people need more time to feel usa as a real partner
: you must understand, one of our political parties was attacked and taken over by their PTO team.
: i know
: but usa can’t push to a whole alliance into a global war without inform, ask, plan or something
: you can see the results
: We did act brashly I suppose. In our own defense, Switzerland was already being attacked by Slovenia and romania had conquered bolivia. This seemed to us to be the final straw
: romania had conquered bolivia
: yes.
: no bro, that never happened 😛
: Switzerland was already being attacked by Slovenia ---- that yes
: but we were talking, negotiating
: when we were attacked by the PTO team that took over a 2nd party, bulgaria was under occupation.
: ah bulgaria
: yes
: but we were negotiating about that also 😛
: and romania still aren't a two country
: well for what it's worth, I do apologize on behalf of the US for any brash action we may have taken.
: even today they haven’t mpps with spain and poland
: well our HQ was a mess too
: specially stoich
: fucking retard
: fucking retarded
: even we were called traitors
: wow, lol, Just realized I said bolivia instead of bulgaria.
: because we wanted keep our mpps
: because our strategy about crossed mpps
: next chilean governments use loyalty concept as a flag in internal policy
: not sign mpps with two or pro two countries
: I don't know much about that situation, so no comment
: but they haven’t the majority here
: so we united and win easily the last elections
: 10 parties supported me
: and we are here
: 😃
: again
: 😃
: moving on, how do you interpret the South American mish-mash of countries constantly shifting? Such as Bolivia and Paraguay, or Colombia, Argentina, Perú?
: well we are latins
: friendship is more important
: so we work with an act country as venezuela
: or Brazil who is neutral
: rola is the platform for to get an order here
: Do you think the nations will eventually revert back to their original positions?
: and that includes spain
: and what is that original position?
: 😃
: RL geography of the nations.
: i well in real life we are not good friends with perú
: but here we are friends
: 😃
: just wondering, in a completely non-racist way, does the long, curved, tapered off shape of your nation have anything to do with its name?
: no
: nothing
: the name is for an indigenous word
: chili
: so it is just a coincidence that it looks like a chile pepper when viewed on a map?


: hahahahaha
: indeed
: red hot chile pepper
: What do you think the retaliation from Turkey, Serbia, Greece, and Hungary will be because of your liberating Bulgaria?
: well i feel bad for hungary and serbia
: turkey is just sucking cocks
: how so?
: and with greece who cares
: yeah
: because turkey is not even a pro two country
: then why are they attacking?
: everybody hates them
: because they are sucking TWO’s cocks
: XD
: *cyclops LOL*
: anyway, will you attempt to maintain a permanent foothold in Europe if Argentina threatens your ability to hold a congress next month?
: we are coming back to america soon and we will make them suffer again
: One can hope

This is DylanBAS- Signing out and heading to the deep south for fighting, fury, and peach pie. Come join me!