THE SUMMER IS COMING

Day 3,790, 08:59 Published in Finland Netherlands by nutty fox

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Nutty Fox
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Dream Team of fitness and strategy

It has been a long time I have posted any articles or stories. Not in the best creative form, but wanted to get some out for my readers.

Easter has passed and there is some sort of hunt for carrots going on pfffft, like I would do any carrot vodka (cant taste any good).

In the landscape of Lapland you might get access to berries and other tasty samples of mother nature to mix with the vodka. This is exactly what the dwarfs have been doing on their brake from Santa.

They have cleaned and polished the distillery equipment and yes made some tasting as well, ending in passing out and all kind of riots in the process. I have visited the site once in a while to check that they actually manage to work some and not drink all of the product.

Since we are in a TW with the Bulgarians, means that there are thirsty soldiers on the both sides on the battlefield and my dwarfs provide to all of them (strictly business).

In the mean time I have been busy with collecting mercenary countries and RW😒 as well. Also got my second house ever in this game (prize cash I won from a competition from FOX COMPANY. So need to build up a studio in that crib and get Clorofilia, Repe and Feynmann for some music sessions. Well obviously we have a open bar for the artist.

Since the house/studio is located in Amsterdam all and everything can happen over here 😃 . This city provides all the tools and mind blowers you can ever imagine (mindblowers = local sites and females). Im sure we find some eye candy for Clorofila as well…

No lets get into the topic, summer is coming (in Europe that is). Ah the bikini bodies, sun burns and all kind of sun madness. The dwarfs and nuttiest fox thought to invest some of their profits to get in shape and hire a few personal trainers…

For shooting and overall mental training the Norwegian goddess Tiril!

Strenght and ummmm well you know Jen Widerstom!

And finally for strategy, mother of dragons Daenerys Targaryen!!!

So don’t expect me in politics and other stuff in the near future with this bunch.

So this bunch arrived into the rugged landscape of Lapland and plenty of reindeers for the dragons to fill their bellies, while their “mother” have a rest on the polar bear skin (imagine that site!).

Outside Tiril checked the weapons and with the help of the dwarfs, set up a shooting range. Jen just went ballistic on the utterly bad shape the fox and the dwarfs were “You drunk out of shape misfits are now gonna enter my world of sweat and body awareness”. She was wearing a seal skin top and shorts, exposing her amazing thigh muscles. The fox fainted and the dwarfs got all over the place on seeing this body sculpture before their eyes.

Now Tiril got annoyed and fired a shot at Jen and asked “do you have my attention now? Lets train some shooting and stop drool at that who ever she is!!”

Fox tried to compose him self and all of the sudden turned hes eyes on the distillery “bloody hell what now”. The whole site was on fire and the naked mother of dragons appeared in the flames “I got cold so I thought to warm up”.

What a disaster this turned out to be when inviting 3 flaming hot instructors to the site…

To be continud..?