RAINY IS AMERICA AND SO CAN YOU
Aeriadne
In these trying times, when even our most trusted leaders can't be trusted to lead us...
...and whole world seems to be just be singing the same old song over and over and over again...
...we need an individual who's different. A voice that will change things up, but keep the country's best interests at heart. Someone who we know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, will say what they won't do, and do what they will say.
And that someone... is me.
I'm not asking to be your CP; I'm asking to be your dictator.
A paragon of competency and trustworthiness if ever there was one.
As your dictator, I promise to do only three things, and three things ever:
1: Dio every day, in every god damn way.
B: Listen and do exactly as other smarter people tell me to do.
And finally: Nothing else.
Also, unlike many, I am actually an MU leader. In point of fact, I am Commander of this country's finest, most elitest MU ever conceive
😛BROFORCE.
No, you can't join.
My track record for accomplishing absolutely nothing is stunning. Just recently, for instance, I was elected as AMP party president. My party was so impressed by the lack of anything done that they begged me to never run again.
Yeah. I did nothing that well.
And in these difficult years of absolute meaninglessness, where Congress holds a modicum of their former power, and really not a single part of the game actually means anything to anyone without any money, we need the guy who understands what that gaping, abyssal void is and just how it can be tame
😛with even more nothing.
It takes a trained eye to gaze into this abyss we call a game.
Your donations will provide for the proper future this country deserves. A future where a know nothing stooge will do whatever the hell you want him to, and nothing on his own when he's not told anything. A safe, reliable future, of awesomeness, complete complacency, and Dio Brando.
Praise be unto his name.
Save the future. Donate now.
Comments
First... for a better tomorrow.
I threw my wallet at the screen and now it is broken. #thanksaramec
You broke your wallet? I that that was Oblige.
Broforce in our hearts.
Broforce in the world.
Donate to Aramec for true integrity!
"I promise, I did not have sex with that woman. Or that one. Or... really any woman...
...god I'm so lonely."
Dibs on Vice Dictator
I'm more interested in joining this Wild Owl cult.
In addition, where do I swipe my credit card. Link is broken.
Minor technical difficulties (#ThanksObama), should be good for gold now.
I'm all about that bass. No treble.
Let's dance.
/me boogies
I gave you 1000cc. I have 600k more as needed. Let's do this!!!
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This Kickstarter is now 4.312% backed.
I donated 69 CC.
cus u no das how we do, bae~ ❤
You stole my shtick!
Chief Button Pusher is a mighty responsibility!
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Another 69 CC bb
I gave my soul to Aramec for this
I'll buy it for 3.63
dio dio dio dio dio dio dio dio dio dio dio dio
Donated so that Athan can finally move out of his mom's basement. Now we will be able to play the stereo past 10pm.
Entertainment at its best
I love you Aramec
This would be funny.
But no more Daoism please.
I would fund this
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Can we at least get live updates of the cc donations as they come in?
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Dictator moneyyyyyyy
Sent some money, as long as it's not WO I'm in.
Ehrm, I am a leader to be trusted, dictatorships are too anti-American, make me cp
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