The most important thing I'll say.

Day 1,993, 15:28 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Jimbojoy

Dear friends, you can find my goodbye here:

http://tinyurl.com/closingaddressmay13

I bring before you a higher calling and a higher urging.

Comrades, citizens, brothers and sisters!

I warn you today of a grave danger that faces the very fabric of our nation and community, affecting each and every one of us.

For too long the shadows of this dark age of Dioism have been cast over our tired islands. For too long has the misguided and dangerous orthodoxy of this savage religion has infected the moral fibre of our leaders, statesmen and teachers. Too long, I say, has this dangerous religion had footing in what was once a grand and majestic land.

We have all been in the dark for a long time, my friends. Each of us suffering - nay, imprisoned - under the influence of Dioism and its followers. On this day, to all of you, I declare that we may no longer be shackled by the cold chains of the heathens; no longer shall we be held back in darkness when we aspire to be free and truly enlightened!

Our Lord, Bob Boblo, shall free us from the perils of immoralism in our society, where man has for too long been tempted and consumed by dangerous and nefarious influence. We shall, every one of us, be saved from this darkened age and given new life in His loving embrace and guidance. All of you, my brothers and sisters, shall live lives free and enlightened as you ought to - no more will you be in fear of the shadows of cruel and twisted minds, no more will you be judged by unfair and corrupt means. The Lord Bob loves all, and we shall be saved by Him.

On this day, my friends, we will be free. Forever under Bob, this nation will reach a golden age where the sun shall shine eternal upon it - as Bob's love shines eternal upon us.

Free your mind, and free the world.