The Arrival

Day 2,439, 13:27 Published in Armenia South Africa by Marmaduke IV


Friends and Strangers,

Allow me to introduce myself: My name is Arch Bishop Marmaduke Exilious Alphonse IV, Ob/Gyn. I come from a distant land known as South Africa where I am the reigning Head Master of Harvad University. A great school of learning for all who accept the God Eugina Sanford as their Lord and Savior.

Which is why I am here today in this backwater, 3rd world country. You see, a friend of mine told me that there are many people here who need to be educated. Being the scholar that I am, I couldn't leave the small minds of this country unmolested by my godly mind force.

So sit back and gaze upon my knowledge and phallus as I teach you the ways of the world. Together, we shall bring this tattered country to a golden age of excellence.



~Arch Bishop Marmaduke Exilious Alphonse IV, Ob/Gyn