The American Monarchy

Day 1,253, 19:05 • Published in USA USA • by Cromstar

America, today is a new day.

We stand on the brink of an epic victory or a disastrous defeat. As I write this article, we fight hard against an attempted Serbian invasion in the far north. The dirty Mexican’ts continue to try and take back what we rightfully stole time and time again. And, of course, double-Spaniards think they own whatever they border. Simultaneously, long-time ally Sweden gave into the dark-side and attacked equally long-time ally Finland. Back-stabbing, pig-disgusting Swedes.


Taken from the government archives on World War III

However, all is not lost. Poland, which owned half of Europe and the Americas found itself ousted from Brazil, the USA, Mexico, and most of France and Germany in a stunning set-back. The Serbians are trying to prevent Canada and China from closing their attack on the eUSA before it even begins.

We’ve seen darker days. We will prevail, if the America people cooperate and come through. In the end, we shall stand triumphant above our enemies.

However, the war does not end on the battlefield. In America today, numerous enemies confront us. Spies. Liars. Deceitful dogs. Enemy sympathizers. Multi-cheaters. Traitors to crown and country!


Mugshot of a well known traitor

With all this political turmoil and treachery inside our borders, there can be only one response:

Absolute tyranny.



By ruthlessly and unrelentingly chasing down and defeating our enemies at home and abroad, we can secure America and usher in an area of global peace...one where the eUSA and her TERRAn allies rule.

To combat the forces at work within our nation, a new party stands, ready to take the fight to the streets for every true red-blooded patriotic American.

We are committed to preserving America.

We are the American Monarchy



Frost save the King!


King George, the leader-in-absentia of the American Monarchy

Join our glorious rise. Join the fight against our common enemies. Join the crown. Join our party or our Rizon IRC channel #intheam

Cromstar
Crown-Regent, Earl of Pennsylvania