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by EMC4
I've been drinking tonight and I'm bored. Last week I drank a bit too much and bought some gold.
Solution? Give random reader 6 gold. On day 2626 I am going to check on this article. The best comment will win 6 gold. I don't care what its about, just make me laugh.
BONUS: 1st poster automatically wins 1 gold.
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Comments
Gold! All that precious gold!!!
Thank you very much!
How do you know the CIA had nothing to do with the Kennedy assassination?
He's dead, isn't he?
If you can say my last name, I don't deserve the gold. Can you say it?
i win 6 gold
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let me know if u need any help paying your credit card bill 😃
Warning: extreme sarcasm ahead. any offense is only a joke.
Well, I don't like to brag, but I've got enough of those filthy yellow stuff that i don't need those 6. Just kidding, I'm about as poor as dirt.
You must join to eSociety of Alcoholics Anonymous and give more Gold
ॐ शान्तिः शान्तिः शान्तिः
anan
you gotta respect the booze
Goldddddd!!!...
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The best comment.
o/
What's the difference between roadkill and a lawyer in the middle of a road? The skid marks before the roadkill. ❤
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Chuck Norris facts always give me a good laugh, so I'll throw up a few of my favorites!
"Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone."
"Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head."
Also, a little video I found a while ago that I thought was pretty good. "How WWII REALLY ended!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrHmcpRAZNs
Conway Twitty!
y not... lets give it a try
+ I'm first - but from the end = until now))
21/7
22/8
"hello,
is this the anonymous phone number for FBI?
Yes ms Smith, what do you wish to tell us?"
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An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land, and the leader of the captors said, 'We're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish.'
The Englishman responds, 'I'd like to hear "God Save The Queen" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, played by the London All Boys Choir. With Morris Dancers Dancing to the tune.'
The Irishman replies, 'I'd like to hear "Danny Boy" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, sung in the style of Daniel O'Donnell, with Riverdance dancers skipping gaily to the tune.'
The Welshman answers, 'I'd like to hear "Men Of Harlech" just one more time to remind me of the country, sung as if by the Treorchy Male Voice Choir.'
The Scotsman says quickly, 'I'd like to be shot first.'
Why do Santa's elves have such long ears? Because they are what came out after the Easter Bunny fu.cked the garden gnomes 😃