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Switzerland Shows Eternal Signs of Oppression

Day 841, 16:19 • Published in Switzerland Ireland

• by OogieBoogie3

Switzerland has been deteriorating do to the presence of the Shaolins. I noticed a trend that is coming into effect. We call this North Korea Syndrome, or total Russian oppression over a country.

Symptoms:

Sudden loss of congressional seats to PTOers

More landslide elections in their favor

Your President gets impeached

The new congress plunders you treasury into a new Org

Taxes get raised to a ridiculous percentage

The media turns to Russian, English or any other language is seldom used.

Political parties get taken over, names change

your country declares war against Russia, Iran, or Hungary

Russia, Iran, or Hungary invades a few regions, the president retreats them

loss of hope

political success leads to more impeachments and/or resulting in your country being conquered

economy crashes

wages lessen, currency drops dramatically

Beware

Comments

Penguin4512 Day 841, 16:24

We're trying to stop it. PTOer's are like squids. They're slimy, no one likes 'em (except to eat), and they live in deep underwater trenches and only come out at night.

Paul Proteus Day 841, 16:37

Cure: There is no cure at the moment

marquis.esoteric Day 841, 16:56

>no one likes 'em

I liked them better than the alternative...

bowen199 Day 841, 16:57

Switzerland will prevail

Arsonic Zink Day 841, 17:01

Ridiculously low, not high, taxes.

Icewood Day 841, 22:32

Arsonic, he is just liar

mindvr Day 841, 22:43

Don't forget that NK is country without aboriginal populations and it's inhabited with "PTOers" only.

Robert Gabriel Mugabe Day 842, 00:57

good 1 m8 , i hate
PTO'ers

Zillable Day 842, 03:32

Fortunately we don't have common borders with Russia, Iran, or Hungary

... yet !

Yury.Mikhailenko Day 842, 07:31

What a nice fairytale!

Arschmann Day 842, 08:54

f'lol'd

>>Sudden loss of congressional seats to PTOers
Shaolin support the party SLP in October. No one member of Congress from other parties.

>>More landslide elections in their favor
We are the second largest party and the only one that makes a real case. And not populism with lies.

>>Your President gets impeached
This fate awaits any member of the SLP. Is the result of their dirty dealings.

>>The new congress plunders you treasury into a new Org
Legitimately elected President of Son of the Stormkin did not have access to the former state bank. Eleriel stole it.

>>Taxes get raised to a ridiculous percentage
Taxes decreased.

>>The media turns to Russian, English or any other language is seldom used.
English is used for all articles. Exceptions are extremely rare.

>>Political parties get taken over, names change
Attempt to seize the party SLP is 0

>>your country declares war against Russia, Iran, or Hungary
Lol, no

>>Russia, Iran, or Hungary invades a few regions, the president retreats them
President Eleriel from party SLP did so with the Spaniards.

>>economy crashes
economy worked

>>wages lessen, currency drops dramatically
The course is maintained at 0.02 for a long time

Result. You're wrong by 100%. Sit down and learn to be fat troll.

Strasser Day 842, 11:24

So what happened with the plans for invading Switzeland by the Spanish goverment? I think right now is the best solution.

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