Story about Cain and Abel / Lithuania and Latvia

Day 2,619, 19:12 • Published in Latvia Latvia • by Visvaldis II

Story about Cain and Abel / Lithuania and Latvia
Stāsts par Kainu un Ābelu / Lietuva un Latvija


Once upon a time Europe and Baltic Sea fell in in love, and they got married . One day Baltic sea told to her husband that she will give birth to son, with the help from Laima.
And it happened , Baltic sea gave birth to first born son Lithuania. Then she also gave birth to his brother Latvija. Latvia became a stableman and had beautiful horses , but Lithuania cultivated the land.
When they grow up Lithuania presented some of the land's produce as an offering to the Dievas and Latvia also followed big brothers example and presented an offering – some of the firstborn of his rag . The Dievas had regard for Latvia and his offering, but He did not have regard for Lithuania and his offering. Lithuania was furious, and he was downcast.
Then the Dievas said to Lithuania, "Why are you furious? And why are you downcast? If you will do the right thing, you will be accepted! Then Dievas gave potato to Lithuania, and told- take this and share it with your brother. And both of you will prosper,don't let greed and passion overcome you!
At start Lithuania did not understand words of Dievas. But when he looked at potato, he fell in love. Name of this potato was Belarus. Belarus was truly too beautiful for potato.
But she was with poisonous tongue. Lithuania decided not share potato with his brother just for few days. I will have fun with it just little bit and then we will share it- thought to him self Lithuania. But this time was enough for Belarus to poison Lithuania's mind . 🙁
One day Dievas reminder Lithuania that he must give Belarus to Latvia, but he refused. Dievas was furious and took Belarus from Lithuania and gave it to Latvia.
Latvia was happy. 🙂
But one day Lithuania said to his brother Latvia, "Let's go out to the field."
And while they were in the field, Lithuania attacked his brother Latvia and tried to kill him. But Latvia had two older girlfriends - USA and Russia(probably Latvia has mommy issues)
Together they punched Lithuania in face for it's betrayal an lived happily ever and after , having thresome when they wanted and Lithuania need to listen to it all because they still lived their parent house.
The end!


Reiz sensenos laikos Eiropa aun Baltijas jūra iemīlējās un pēc kāda laika apprecējās. Kādu dienu Baltijas jūra sacīja savam vīram- "Ar Laimas palīdzību es tev dāvāšu dēlu". Tā tas arī notika viņai piedzima Lietuva, pēc kāda laika viņa dāvāja dzīvību otram dēlam Latvijai.
Latvija izauga par zirgkopi un tam piederēja skaisti zirgi, Bet Lietuva iekopa zemi.
Kad viņi pieauga, Lietuva Dievam kā dāvanu sniedza savas zemes veltes, Latvija mācījās no lielā brāļa piemēra un dāvāja jaundzimušos kumeļus. Dievam labāk patika pastarīša-Latvijas dāvana, bet neiepatikās Lietuva un viņa dāvātās veltes. Lietuva bija dusmīgs un nomākts.
Tad Dievs teica Lietuvai,"Kam dēļ tu dusmojies? Kā dēļ esi nomākts? Ja tu pieņemsi pareizo lēmumu es pieņemšu tevi!" Tad Dievs iedeva Lietuvai kartupeli un sacīja-"ņem šo un dalies ar brāli. Un jūs abi plauksit un zelsiet ,neļauj kaislei pārņemt sevi!"
Sākumā Lietuva nesaprata Dieva sacīto,bet tad viņš palūkojās uz kartupeli un iemīlējās. Šī kartupeļa vārd bija Baltkrievija. Baltkrievija patiesi bija pārāk daiļa, lai būtu kartupelis.
Diemžēl viņai bija indīga mēle. Lietuva nolēma nedalīties ar brāli tikai pāris dienas. Es tikai nedaudz papriecāšos ar viņu un tad mēs dalīsimies-pie sevis nodomāja Lietuva. Bet ar to laiku pietika, lai Baltkrievija saindētu Lietuvas prātu. 🙁
Kādu dienu Dievs atgādināja Lietuvai, ka pienācis laiks iedot Baltkrieviju Latvijai, bet Lietuva atteicās. Dievs bija nikns un atņēma Lietuvai Baltkrieviju un iedeva to Latvijai.
Latvija bija laimīgs! 🙂
Bet kādu dienu Lietuva teica brālim,"Aizejam uz kartupeļu lauku?"
Kamēr viņi bija uz lauka, Lietuva uzbruka brālim un centās viņu nogalināt. Bet Latvijai bija divas vecāka gada gājuma draudzenes ASV un Krievija.(laikam Latvijai bija vecāku sieviešu fetiš) Kopā viņi sadeva Lietuvai pa seju, atmaksājot par nodevību.
Tā viņi dzīvoja laimīgi vēl šo bālu dien nodarbojoties ar sexu trijatā ,kad vien gribēja un Lietuvai tajā bija jāklausās ,jo viņi vēl dzīvoja vecāku mājā.
Beigas!

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