Puzzles 4 Prizes (P4P) \o/

Day 2,796, 02:35 Published in Pakistan Pakistan by Hamza Azeem

Thought it was Sparkfyre or Dingorider huh ?
Well No! It's the other guy and do I have a challenge for you.
Not only that, I also have two other contests, there will be only one winner but the prize is big I assure you

Contest #1
Logic Puzzle

Three aliens A, B, and C are called, in no particular order, True, False, and Random. True always speaks truly, False always speaks falsely, but whether Random speaks truly or falsely is a completely random matter. Your task is to determine the identities of A, B, and C by asking three yes-no questions; each question must be put to exactly one alien. The aliens understand English, but will answer all questions in their own language, in which the words for yes and no are ha and ho, in some order. You do not know which word means which.
Give me the answer in a private message

Contest #2
Amuse Me

Write a Joke that is funny and understandable it must not be rude, crude, inappropriate, racist, and insulting to any person or community also the age rating must be 6+.
These must be submitted in the comments

Contest #3
Poetry

Give me a poem that is either in Urdu or English and the rules are the same the jokes
These must also be given in comments

Also Tomorrow is EID so Eid Mubarak to you all


Your Future CP
Hamza Azeem