POTUS Coverage Day 1320
Day 1,319, 10:59
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by Gnilraps
Department of Politics
Day 1,319 of the New World
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
— Tom Waits
16 Shells will continue to bring you late-breaking news on the PoTUS race.
Don't miss this very useful article about maxxing out your damage.
Primaries Update:Federalist Party - Blank Keating leads Technician 16-9.
Socialist Freedom Party - assume Civil Anarchy. Won't likely make the ballot unless two others drop.
USWP - GoalieBCSC is currently comfortably leading.
Libertarian Party - Poll Closed, Marxus is declared winner
AMP - assume Technician.
UIP - TheDillpickle. He will make the ballot if INCI stays out.
Still Developing - Josh Frost has agreed to serve as VCP under a potential PigIn Zen Administration. So far no announcement and it is getting very late.
If you were not aware yet, a rules change now makes PoTUS elections possible despite the absence of any geographical presence of eUSA. In other words, there WILL be a PoTUS election on the 5th. I'll be keeping this paper active with all contact information you will need pertaining to any candidate which remains seriously in the race. 16 Shells reserves the right to judge what qualifies as "seriously in".
As the Party Primary season draws closer to its end, it is beginning to look like there will be no spot on the ballot for GLaDOS, dinossauros, Jon Malcolm or Civil Anarchy. Major shifts are yet possible, especially if any of the Primary leaders drops out of the race.
If you have any news or information pertaining to a candidate or the race, send email to 16 Shells.
Gold prices were steady yesterday. Follow it daily in the Golden Standard.
Additional Market information can be found on the Guardian Financial.
Robert E. Lee keeps you up to date on the Department of State.
eUSA, here are your Candidates:
Blank Keating
Campaign Announcement
Campaign Update 1
Cabinet and Staff
Application to serve
GoalieBCSC
No Party
Campaign Announcement
Cabinet and Staff
Application to serve
Technician
Campaign Announcement
Campaign Update
Cabinet and Staff
VCP - Sir Valaro Volcrum
Secretary of the Interior - Cromstar
Application to Serve
Marxus
Campaign Announcement
Campaign Update 1
Cabinet and Staff
VCP - Cromstar
Application to Serve
TheDillpickl
Campaign Announcement
Campaign Update1
Cabinet and Staff
VCP - Pending
CoS - Princefigs
Chief Advisor - Chutley
Executive Secretary, Office of Suggestions - George Pumpkinette
Executive Secretary, Office of Communications - warriorX
Council of Foreign Advisors - Jovan Tekelija, Joshua Morriseau, deershark
Secretary of Defense - Haliman
Secretary of Economics - PigIn Zen
Council of Military Advisors - Benjamin Doverton
Council of Economic Advisors - Samuel Seabury, Jason Stiltner
Secretary of Media - Phoenix Quinn
Department of Media - Gnilraps, JoeDaSmoe
Secretary of Technology - Chris Shnitzel
Grand Poobah - Candor
Application to serve
dinossauro
Campaign Announcement
Cabinet and Staff
VCP - Glove
First Lady - JPVS
Secretary of Defense - Ilphen
Secretary of State - Jazar
Deputy Secretary of State - Emerick
Secretary of the Interior - aeriala
Deputy Secretary of the Interior - Atracurium
Secretary of Education - derpmont (?)
Secretary of Treasury: Harrison Richardson
Advisors - FlorenciaC, Thatcher, Kandom aka Kondom, Cavalcanti, hopez0r, sisisi, pthut
Application to Serve
GLaDOS
Campaign Announcement
Campaign Update 1
Cabinet and Staff
Application to Serve: send PM to GLaDOS
Jon Malcolm
Campaign Announcement
Campaign Update
Cabinet and Staff
Secretary of Defense - SVV
Secretary of Media - Gnilraps
Application to Serve: Send PM to Jon Malcolm
What has transpired so far:
Up until his recent withdrawal from the race, the candidacy of Speedcat McNasty was seen by all pundits as the winning ticket by far.
But since Real_Life > eRepublik, not only did McNasty withdraw from the PoTUS race but he declared an end to his eLife. Sadness ensued.
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I AM A CANDIDATE YOU FOOL WITH THE MOST ENDORSEMENTS!
PtH: "I am a Fool Candidate with the Most Multis".
There, fixed it for you. LOL
All of this, including and especially the commentary, is excellent.
Lmao
PtH: Cliche before he even started running for POTUS every month. It makes you a Washington insider 😮
Pizza, who has endorsed you?
Civil Anarchy is running. Don't you read my paper?
PtH is a perennial like Norman Thomas.
I mean no offence to the SFP.
@ Jude: I did, but absent an announcement from him I am holding off.
Thanks for getting all this info out there
DINO OR GTFO
where is inci?
inci secer..
DINO OR GTFO
DINO OR GTFO
DINO OR GTFO
DINO OR GTFO
DINO OR GTFO
DINO OR GTFO
DINO OR GTFO
DINO OR GTFO
DINO OR GTFO
Ima vote Glados
DINO OR GTFO
DINO OR GTFO
DINO OR GTFO
I' vote GLaDOS or Keating, but my money's on Goalie.
I' vote GLaDOS or Keating, but my money's on Goalie.
"Thanks for getting all this info out there" +1
that intangible, unofficial part of the game that isn't the game has never interested me. that isn't to say that i don't respect the importance of the roles or the commitment/contribution of the players who serve them. to me, it all just looks like that thin piece of green plastic we all see in every sushi box on earth. you know, it looks like grass. i don't know anybody who eats grass or plastic.
that said, this article really does put things into perspective. i'm happy to see that candidates don't seem to be shy about sharing authority or ideas during their time in office.
great article and good luck everyone!
Thanks for bringing this information out here.
Assuming iNCi doesn't nominate anyone, or they mimic whoever the USWP picks, then the fifth spot on the ballot would go to the UIP, which at the moment is theDillpickl.
am I right?
Thanks
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