Pogled v prihodnost: Pija Bruce
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by Massaru
15-letna Pija Bruce pride k mami in ji potoži, da že dva meseca nima menstruacije. Zaskrbljena Ursula Bruce kupi test za nosečnost, ki je pozitiven.
"Takoj povej, kdo je bil! In če ne boš povedala meni, boš morala očetu....!!!!", kriči mama. Pija prime mobilni telefon in pokliče. Čez pol ure se pripelje pred hišo Ferrari.
Iz njega izstopi strok78, lepo oblečen... pride v hišo in se usede med mamo, očeta in hčerkico.
"Dober dan", pravi: "vaša hči me je obvestila…
Torej, jaz je ne morem poročiti, ker že imam družino, ampak, če se rodi deklica, ji prepustim tri lovske domove, dve tovarni hrane, tovarno hišk, 500.000 SIT in 1.000 golda na račun.
Če je fant dobi tri plantaže gume, rudnik soliterja, dve tovarni orožja, tovarno hišk, 500.000 SIT in 1.000 golda na račun.
Če pa slučajno zgubi otroka..."
Takrat se zdrzne Colonel Bruce, vstane, objame stroka78 in pravi: "Pa lahko poskusiš še enkrat!"
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star ampak DOBER 😉
lol
lol 😃
mater k mi pupa ni prej povedala da je brucova
sam a ni pija ene 2 leti stara? 😒
čas na erepu velik hitreje teče 😛
"They grow up so fast" varianta? xD
A ne znate brat? Lepo piše v naslovu: "Pogled v prihodnost...". Gre za nekakšno mešanico eRepa, starega vica in šloganja. 😃
ne sprejmem tvoje razlage!!! ... glede na to kolk keša zapravi ta budala na bednih igrcah bo v roku 2 let sigurno pod mostom živel! 😛
Počak da punca zrase! Bo začel služit na snubcih... 😛
govorim o stroku... on bo pod mostom živel 😛
Aja. Eh Strokec. On bo živel pod mostom ko žena prebere ta članek. 😇
Stari, morš pupe tudi kdaj vprašat po imenu, ne pa samo navalit... 😛
A pa boš čez 15 let še lahko? 😃
modra tabletka dela čudeže 😃
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lol 😃
hja..........zgleda da bova žlahta 🙁(((((((((((((((((((
Kurc pa taka žlahta. 😛
🙂
I don't quite understand what has ferrari to do with the body temperature, but it must be cool as they are hugging at the end.
Probably she's got a high temperature because husband left her due to the g(u/a)y with Ferrari? 😮)
it's a joke on bruce and his daughter being with me 😃DDDDDDDDDD
Hehe, kako ponosno si se pohvalil... 🙂
Moros, it's not body temperature. It's pregnancy test. Lady on the picture is mother of teenage girl being with strok78. Technically he is breaking a law. :ar! But he's rich enough to avoid consequences. 😕 And at the end her father agrees with their relationship. 😛
well massaru I hope this dream comes true 😃DDDDDDDDDDDD
about the rich part..........I don't give a f.... about Pia 😛
Actually, if you think again carefully, f... is exactly what you gave Pija. She wouldn't need pregnancy test otherwise... >😃
u know what I mean dumb ass 😛 😛 😛 😛
But of course... 😉 And I don't care. It's not my problem anyway. 😛
Doooh, ladies. You talk too much! 🙂
Anyway, thank you for the explanation.
I endorse you for the "in-depth" explanation of the story. I can roughly understand it. It might be funny in your language, but from my point of view it is rather tragic. 🙂