Pizza's Pathetic Party Poaching

Day 1,415, 11:49 • Published in USA USA • by Gnilraps


Department of Redicuous
Day 1,408 of the New World
5 October 2011
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It has come to our attention that Pizza the Hut II has sent a mass messaged PM to lower level Federalist Party members (and perhaps lower level members of other Parties as well) making blanket claims, lies, and false promises.

As 99 out of 100 experienced eRepublik players will tell you, these are not new tactics from Pizza the Hut II (and any of his already-banned characters such as Pizza the Hut, Ajay Bruno, and others). And so from time to time a reminder must be posted.

First let's look at the PM he sent out:

Please Read....
I am writing to invite you to join the New Conservative Party. We are much more active than your current party and are a quickly rising party which works hard to provide a better game experience for all players. We are dedicated to restoring America's greatness and empowering our members. We would be honored if you would join at the following link:
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Thank You!
Pizza The Hut
NCP Party President

We also have an elite party military unit here which you may feel free to join:
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First off, Pizza the Hut did not write this PM, Pizza the Hut II wrote it. Pizza the Hut was banned.

Secondly neither Pizza the Hut nor Pizza the Hut II are NCP Party President, someone named Red Oak is. Red Oak's open willingness to yield to PtH II raises some suspicion itself, but this article is not for conjecture...

Thirdly, the New Conservative Party is IN NO WAY more active than the Federalist Party. Neither is it more active than the USWP, AMP, Libertarian, iNCi, Socialist Freedom, United Independent, New Albanian, or Revolutionary Parties. Paging through the NCP membership, I see one congressman who has been so non-existant in Congress that he has not even SIGNED IN yet. What this congressman has done, however, is accept citizenship requests from 7 immigrants ALL OF WHOM HAVE JOINED THE NCP. This isn't "activity," it's dirty politics. (The congressman in question is named kristof von. In the days prior to the last election, he joined the Federalist Party and signed up to run for congress with us. He then departed from the Feds and joined the Libertarians where he once again signed up to run for congress. He's the farthest thing from a statesman.) Among the remainder of NCP membership, only a few stand out as being active ingame.

Fourthly, the private militia of the NCP is anything but an elite squad. It's Commander Red Oak is listed in egov4you as a member of the Serbian TT's, a major ONE Military unit. I have not yet taken the time to delve more deeply into the battle habits of the AED, but I will not be surprised to find much treachery when I do. AED is NOT a militia that is supported by the Office of Militia Support. This is not in and of itself a damning distinction, but it is at least indicative of a refusal to follow some simple regulations regarding accountabiity, communing, and responding to DoD orders when asked. AED is not a Militia I would ever recommend to any new eRepublik Citizen.

Fifthly, I can find no evidence whatsoever that the NCP has done anything to "provide a better gaming experience" for anyone except PtH II himself. Contrast this with the multiple fine programs that the Federalist Party is running:

*There is the new Federalist ECadamy which schools new players in how to find their way around eRepublik starting from their first few days of Citizenship. In less than 2 weeks the ECadamy has helped almost 30 new players grow more quickly into productive citizens, several of which have joined other Parties than the Federalists.

*There is Easy Company Militia, a fully compliant OMS supported Militia which has communes, its own IRC, its own Sub Forum, an active leadership, and a fine history of supporting the War efforts of the eUSA. More importantly, Easy Company does not try to sell itself as something it is not. They offer Q5 Tanks and Food every day to participating members, and nobody claims that they are "elite".

*There is #Fedpartychat where Uno tournaments, trivia nights, random Tank givaways, impromptu educational seminars, and generally uproarious good-times are had by all. Anyone who drops by (who has not gotten banned by their trollish behaviour) has a great time regardless of what party they belong to.

*There is the 20% of Congress that the (all active) Federalist Congressmen occupy.

*There is the incredible number of White House cabinet membership Federalists occupy, from Department of Defense, Department of Media, Department of Interior, Department of State, and so on.

No party is more active in Government, no party has a more active team of Leaders, no party is more pro-active in terms of new-player development, and no party is more "pro-American" than the Federalist Party.

As the Federalist Party President, I ask that Pizza the Hut II stop sending fallacious messages to our Party membership. He may feel free to send PM's inviting our people to join your party if he wishes, but he should not send lies, misinformation, libel, and gross exaggeration. I will call him out.

I would instead recommend the following truthful message which he should feel free to send to any and all of our membership:

Dear Federalist,

I am the latest Ajay Bruno multi. From now until the time I am banned I will be relentlessly recruiting people to whatever party I've taken over in hopes of getting into the top 5 so I can run more members for congress. (We need more congressmen so we can accept more anti-EDEN, anti-TERRA foreign immigrants into American Citizenship, ultimately to increase the number of PoTUS votes I collect every 30 days).

Please join my Party of Serbians, Hungarians, multis, and anti-Americans. Once you are a member, you won't have any chance of leadership unless you agree with everything I say, so don't get your hopes up. But in the meanwhile we will scare the hell out of the rest of eUSA. At least it's good for ratings!

Sincerely,
Zero Star General Pizza the Hut II (Lieutenant *😉

That's a PM I'd love to see.

16 Shells endorses:
The Book of Jude the undead hippie.
Voice of America
Non-dip-shit kooguys' kooguy's fire
Chae Dee Business
Meet the Press
Poor Man's Blanket
The National Broadcast System
Department of Defense Orders
The WHPR
eNPR
The Treasure Map
Allied War Report
and getting your butt into a military unit.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled clicking