P4P - Poem

Day 2,786, 13:06 • Published in Pakistan Pakistan • by Uzair J
Assalam-u-Alikum everyone!!!

First of all Ramadan Mubarak to all Muslims. Hope you're suffering as much as i am 😛

Here's the poem that i wrote as part of the Puzzles 4 Prizes competition held by Sparkfyre. This is the first time i've written a poem since i was in 6th grade/class and the very first time that i'm writing it in Urdu so it might be a little lame. Try not to laugh to much. 😛
(Also i won't translate it in English as it won't be as funny as it is in Urdu so i apologize to all non-Urdu speakers in advance. If there's anyone here who can translate it in English while still preserving its humor than feel free to 🙂 )

dard hota hai dekh kai kay meri qoum kitni laachaar ho gayi hai,
naa kisi par anday phaink sakti hai naa kisi par tumatar.
jitna marzi loot lain, elections mein unnhein kay naaray laganay hain,
aaj vote denain hain, kal gaalyaan deni hain.

aik hi sloth hai, ussay bhi halal karna hai,
barbeque kar key pooray epakistan ko khilana hai.
apnay dictator kaa bhi 10% hisa aalag se nikalna hai,
warna apna naap aur bori khudi tayar karwa lena hai.

Pride Power Uzair Pakistan!!!