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In Memory of #BDN

Admittedly, there were a few cigars when I went to Gran Canaria last summer, so let's just get that out of the way first. They weren't particularly notable, in fact, I think the guy I was there with gimped out on me and bought me the inferior female version of cigars that are super petite and QUIRKY LIKE OMG LOOOOL, and saved the bigguns for himself when he got home. Asshole.
But hey, I was busy trying to stay connected to erep and staring at ass on the roof of the five star hotel I was staying at, which conveniently had a goddamn pool, while also being right next to the beach.

Still though. Some really good ass. Best martinis I've ever had. It was actually nice, relaxing, erecting, staring, sipping, thirty minute trip to the bathroom.

I got the chance to look at erep without being worried about getting involved, mostly through IRC, and damn, IRC was NICE compared to what I've got now. Gotta thank ChewChewShoe for that one. See the first 30 seconds of this video. #BDN bro, that channel was always active. Relative cool factor was through the roof and was going straight through God's anus at the time.

Apparently Pacifica STRONK now.
VRY STRONK.
VRY RELEVANT.
VRY GUDT.


*GIRLS LAUGHING INTENSIFIES*

So at some point I thought international news translated to all these different languages would be a pretty COOL idea.

Ah shit man, they don't want to talk to me though.
Russia, Greece and Poland were having none of me, apparently. Must not have been cool enough to talk back to.
Colombia and Taiwan are generally doing their own things, faffing about in "I don't speak American" land wherever that may be.
Only, like, half of Pacifica was interested.
Apparently we're too cool to be community driven now, or something. Poland, Hungary and Greece join and suddenly everybody in HQ is a bigshot, eh?

Just kidding, Pacifica doesn't have a HQ anymore, just a dead IRC channel and some Russians shouting "CYKA BLYAT" over Skype. All functional activities of Pacifica have migrated to WO's head, which isn't a bad thing, I mean some of the best things ever have come out of heads, like 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' and 'The Holocaust', speaking of which, that's about how dead Pacifica leadership seems to 99% of people looking in, like it's really dead guys. Super dead. That fetus-corpse was picked clean a LOOOOONG time ago. I don't think this Alliance could continue to exist if WO just fucked off and didn't take a massive steaming info dump on his protegé, whomever it may be (Rip eShades (honorary baa) (baa)) at this moment in time. My bet is on Orik or LeoTheChosenYui1One1!1, which probably means we're screwed.

I'd be nicer, but being nice is a thing stupid people do to hedge their bets.

It'd probably go to Derphoof though, if he's still around. Guy's swag.

Not like WO is actually leaving.

Feels pretty bad though, y'know? WO said the whole international newspaper thing was a good idea, and he hates my guts for being 'too derisive' (or something like that).
Lad needs approximately 50 more shades of chill, but, uh, don't tell him that until after the upcoming resource wars, because I can't be bothered to strategy and diplomacy, because I'm a TRUE 'MURIKAN.
He's alright. I wouldn't deport him, if that's the question, though, I might put in a subtle suggestion that he goes straight back to the land formerly known as /v/akistan and learning to live life as the SANDS intended - that is, less like a total cuntwaffle.

Looking forward to two months of Admins slowly getting into my pants and then castrating me after a shitty reveal of some shitty mechanics #hype #hasthereeverbeenagoodchangetoerepublik #idontthinkso #risingdoesntcountplebs

The feeling of disappointment is something along the lines of being punched in the balls at this point, because they usually try to sweet talk us into ~hyuu~ kawaii sugoii bonte-kun desu desu aruweisu dosu za raito stafu foru erepubriksu grreeta guudo DESU NEEEEE ^_________________^
And then BAM the chick you were going after was a guy the whole time, and you only find out after seeing his member, I mean, seriously? I just thought she had a flat chest, now I'm a bit confused as to whether I can continue. At least drop this bombshell on me a week before so I can prepare, right? Or be nice enough to tell me. I'd have washed my asshole extra-well, and don't you think I wouldn't have.

Nothing wrong about chicks with dicks.

Been an aight year though. Sarite. If anybody wants to get involved in a project involving a lot of duct tape and legit work, send me a PM and some nudes of rainy sunday, she refused citing "faggotry" as the primary reason, which is odd because faggots are usually the people who easily get nudes from the opposite gender. Weird.



You guys are lame.