Moral of the day

Day 2,838, 09:35 • Published in USA USA • by Ol rando

There once was this little bird. He was sitting in his nest in the middle of winter. One day he accidentally falls out of his nest on the ground. The little bird gets cold and starts peeping. Peep! Peep! Peep! Eventually this cow starts to feel sorry for the little bird so she wanders on over. She then lifts her tail and drops a cow pie right on the little bird. Now, the bird is warm but not very happy so it begins to peep again. Peep! Peep! Peep! Along comes this cougar who hears the little bird. He walks on over, picks up the bird, and proceeds to clean up the little bird. The couger knocks all of the dirt right off of the little birdie. The cougar then opens his mouth. Gulp! The cougar swallows the little birdie!









The moral of the story: When you're covered up to your nose in shit keep your mouth shut!