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Written by: R. Fryman.

The children of the Sparkling Moonshine Kindergarten were horrified yesterday after finding a horrible monstrous Mongolian Death Worm in the schoolyard sandbox.

The Mongolian Death Worm is a cryptid native to Mongolia where it violently attacks Mongolian shepherds, goat herds, and even local military patrols. It uses a combination of electric shocks and corrosive fluids to harm anything in its way, hiding in the sands of the Ghobi desert.

The children mistook it for a cow intestine (It actually resembles one) and avoided it at all costs, remaining safe from most of it's hazardous tactics, however it managed to throw corrosive fluids to a sandwich, a terrible loss that led to a funeral later on.

While the authorities claim to ignore how a cryptid native to Mongolia made it into a sandbox in an American schoolyard, I am well aware of the cause. The Deros are at it again, using their underground network to move Mongolian Death Worms into schoolyard sandboxes, a place similar to their native habitat where they can spread chaos among American citizens.

The motives of the Deros are as always unknown, but much likelly they attack Murrica because we tend to uncover their plans.