Mission 1 Results [Dignity Brigade]

Day 1,806, 08:22 Published in South Africa Bolivia by atrawall

Our Allies are thrilled. Because of all of us they are able to sleep comfortable in their own beds tonight. We really came in there and showed our enemies that the Dignity Brigade is NOT a force to be reckoned with.



Notes:
-While still competing, Gregor and Locutus have both resigned themselves from the rewards.
-Those who hit for 80+ Kills also received 3 tanks.

Our Men of Valor on the Battlefiel😛

Gregor Lucius - 163 Enemies Killed.
- Gregor lapped up some milk yesterday morning that was laced with PCP. The enemies never stood a chance. As no one could come within 50 yards of him, they had to resort to the snipers. He got hit 4 times by them, but the bullets didn't even slow him down. Though the battle is over, he's still out in the field stabbing the bodies.

Rico Suave - 104 Enemies Killed
- Rico had a good spot and a lot of bazookas and reigned hell on our enemies. They thought the Apocalypse had come early due to all the fire reigning down on them. Towards the end of the battle, his own fire spread and burned down his post, so he had to jump down from his lookout and broke both legs in the process.

Armod - 95 Enemies Killed
- He rolled in in his tank and kept rolling. HE had so much blood on his windshield that he was unable to see who he was shooting at towards the end of the day, so he just rolled into the enemy base and saved his ammo by crushing people.

Arkajda - 88 Enemies Killed
Ubermench -79 Enemies Killed

Arkajda and Uber arrived at the enemy base at 0700. Ubermench ran out into the open, guns blazing with that crazy look in his eye. Arkajda remained silent, and stealthily entered the base through the sewers. Using only said knife, he was able to kill all 88 of the inhabitants of the base. When he climbed to the lookout to see how many men were left, he only heard one voice. "Let me in, asshole, it's cold out here with all these dead bodies" Ubermench had taken care of everyone outside of the walls.

Locutus - 66 Enemies Killed
Claudio Kilgannon - 62 Enemies Killed

- Claudio and Loco were captured by the enemy early on in the day. Not realizing Loco was a cyborg, they locked them up together in a cell with only iron bars keeping them inside. Locutus bent the bars and they escaped, freeing Kiwifire1, Worms13 and Pestana, from their cells before getting back to the battlefield and helping Gregor bring down the enemy lines (not that he needed help)

Mr. Wet - 51 Enemies Killed
- They may have been hallucinated enemies, but they seemed so real to him that he killed 51 of them.

Kiwifire1- 31 Enemies Killed
Worms13-29
Pestana-25

- Afer being released from jail the three of them cleared out the prison and held it until the battle was over.

Rusty Kuntz - 8 Enemies Killed
We're not even sure how he got 8...



Reminders:
Daily Order Completion = 1 (Q7) Tank
DB members get Q7 tanks at 18 ZAR
If these interest you Join DB!

Dignity First
Dignity Forever