Minister of Entertainment - In the navy

Day 2,833, 23:50 • Published in Denmark Poland • by Cemba

Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal:

"Change your course ten degrees east."

The light signals back:
"Change yours, ten degres west."

Angry, the captain sends:
"I'm a Navy captain! Change your course, sir!"

"I'm a seaman, second class," comes the reply. "Change your course, sir."

Now the captain is furious.

"I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!"

There's one last reply.

"I'm a lighthouse. Your call."