Malarkey and Tony. No rules.

Day 1,844, 16:15 • Published in USA USA • by OneTakeTony


Greetings ladies and germs, it's OneTakeTony here, reporting as a part of the Fed Media Department, scientifically backed as both the Proudest AND hornyest Party in all of eRepublik, so if you need a reason to read this here article, well whaddya know, I gotcha covered.

So as our Supreme Dictator and Lord Overlord.. I mean Fed Media Dept leader, Fingerguns assigned I was given the PRIVILEGE of interviewing one of the true Fed Party greats, Malarkey83. But, don't take it from me, visit his profile at http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/5500972 and check out his resume yourself, and it'll speak for itself, trust me.


Okay, I gave you a couple minutes, how'd you like it? Pretty impressive huh? I love the part about his 3 terms as congressman! And how he runs the Federalist Press? Oh my gosh, what a twist! But, seriously, how great is this guy? Talk about just an amazing dude huh? But as Ol' Momma OneTakeTony always taught me, question everything. So I did, Momma. his answers are displayed in italics, my questions are bolded.


So I asked him, howabout, a complete resume huh?

And he replied with this Christmas list of accomplishments:
3 time Congressman
Former OMS Director (3 months)
Former DoI Staff Writer (6months)
Former IES
Fed PP
Fed FBI Director
Fed Media Director
EZC Quartermaster (so he's that nice fellow who give you your tanks!
EZC Captain (6 months)


The next question I asked, Was what were the plans for the future? And if a Country Presidential Run was ever in the cards, and his answer made me fall in love, and you will too. Promise.

Nah, I don't have interest in it. To me, the most important aspect a player can make on future party members, is to instill a fire within them. To make them aspire to be more than a two-clicker. To make them want to take over party and government jobs. And to make them more awesome players than yourself.


So all this greatness, all this selflessness needs a base right? Who was the most inspirational player in eRepublik for you?

In order:
1. Stewy - Was my first EZC Captain helped me to understand the game
2. Molly Emma - Fed PP when I joined, gave me my first job as DoI staff writer.
3. Gnilraps - Helped me to understand the military portions of the game, allowed me to serve as Captain and Quartermaster under him. (Kara's interview with Gnilraps can be read here: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/kara-beth-interviews-gnilraps-2171295/1/20
4. fingerguns - Her enthusiasm and motivation to be a better Fed PP than I could've imagined and really shaped my term as PP.


I will no refer to him as St. Malarkey what a guy. To wrap up this eye-opening interview with the nicest, most patient eRepubliker I know I asked a couple facetious questions:
1. What's your favorite Pop-Tart Flavor?
2. What would you describe the Fed Party as in one Sentence?

1. *Thinks back to when I was 12* Brown Sugar Cinnamon, can't go wrong with the classic.
2. I'll do you one better, I'll do it in one wor😛 Awesome-sauce.


So there you have it folks, Malarkey83. Great taste in Pop-tarts, selfless, and truly committed to the next generation of players. Something all of our eLeaders will have to realize if they want to finally take down the PTO and keep on top of the New World.