Living in Emericka......

Day 3,057, 18:50 Published in USA USA by Poco Curantism


Dear Emericka,

Thanks for letting me enter you. I have such a tingle just knowing I am getting chance to be part of the most exciting community in the game. I know.....it's a low bar......but as my grandmother always said, it's better to be at the top of a pile of crap than the bottom of it, right?



I've been hanging around in Pakistan for a while, but that's so passė these days. Too much sand in your sandwiches and spice in your spigot. Sometimes one just needs to get some cholesterol in ones veins.

Go old skoolz.



So I applied and this fat bloke reviewed my documents and I was in. Joined the army (well one has to) and a party (but not enough drinks and flour in this party for my liking) and then wrote this piece of nothingness.

Let's see what happens......

Ciao for now........