King of the Strawberries
HebronGazelle
Today I had some strawberries. Interesting. They were oddly shaped. Interesting. Wait... oddly shaped you ask, how so? Well look in the picture. Clockwise around the £2 coin from the top there is:
- Mr Fourbottoms (it has 4 bottoms)
- Dave Red Fingers (pointing its middle finger at me)
- Joe Bloggs (he is the normal one)
- Lance 'My Very Large Heart Is Just Normal' Armstrong (shaped like a heart)
- Neville Longbottom (a long strawberry)
Discuss the different types of strawberries and how their odd shapes will affect their treatment by modern society (8 marks).
Thanks for reading,
CheetahCurtis
King of the Strawberries
Comments
POLE!?
*Endorsed for adequate weirdness. 😃
Pfft... You have two quid... We get it...
That 8 marker sounds like something out of my general studies exam today.
You're triggering my PTSD
They are not transgender feminazi strawberries, they wouldn't come up in general studies.
I love strawberies yummy 🙂
Great article CC
This article might have changed the way I'm looking at strawberries. Like, forever.
Also Dave you silly cunt, fite me irl.
One does wonder as to from where you acquire your strawberries?
Personally I don't care much for them.
Being in the EU gives UK the silly law of not allowing oddly shaped fruits and vegetables in markets. My mum tells me stories of when you could buy carrots that had grown twisted and bent. Took me till I was 18 to realise that not all carrots born straight 😛
Indeed. I had to buy these in Norway and then smuggle them back to the UK because of those stupid EU laws!
I'd just eat them before giving them any thought but you're a carnivorous feline so I understand.
On the basis that none of them are white, cisgendered, abled bodied hetrosexual males, then they are clearly the most oppressed thing on the planet and will be majorly oppressed by society. I blame the patriarchy....
Did you know non-GMO strawberries are bad for you? http://themetapicture.com/strawberry-cat/