Jetsmets for Congress in New Hampshire

Day 1,737, 10:44 Published in USA USA by Jetsmets

Today I will take a break from my normal economic articles to write about my Congressional Campaign in New Hampshire. I am running under the Federalist Party and any votes would be appreciated. PM me if you need me to cover moving costs.


I've been playing this game just over 6 months now and recently I started getting involved in the Politics side of the game. I am currently the Federalist Bureau of Investigation Deputy Director and a Department of Education Mentor.

As the FBI Deputy Director I review Federalist Party and Easy Company Members for possible PTO threats to ensure the safety of America from Serbians and others who wish to destroy us. If elected into Congress I will always follow IES protocol and never sell citizenship for the sake of my wallet.

As a DoE Mentor I know what it takes to keep new players playing. Our D1/D2 performance in recent wars has been disappointing and we need new players to improve performance as older players move on. If elected I will work towards getting more funding for programs like the American University, Bewbs for Newbs, Meals on Wheels, and Tank Up to Rank Up to increase the efficiency of current low-level players and prevent the from rage quitting because they have no supplies.

Due to the recent alliance competition where our President GlovisLove lied to the American people, I would be in favor of an impeachment. GloveisLove promised that we would join our allies in an alliance, but it turned out Glove was too drunk to run the country so he let one of the 3 people that have access to his account put us in an alliance with our longtime enemies Poland and Hungary. This man is not fit to run the country and should be evicted from office as soon as possible.

Remember on election day a vote for Jetsmets is a Vote for America!