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I'm not disappointed because I had zero expectations for someone who ran as a joke and had no plan. You do need a week to get settled into the job usually so she has that in her favour.

Currently there seems to be nothing in the pipeline so be prepared for a lame month.

This is someone who said he/she wouldn't run for a major office. The explanation was that the party couldn't pick a better candidate so the avatar known as molly jo decided to assume the role. On a lark, I guess.

But, let's be patient. Molly jo has published an article and pressed the submit button for MPP's at least 4 Times! There's a record to be proud of.

Where's DMV with that overthrow? (Or are you secretly planning one also?)

Nah I'm swamped atm my store went to sh*t during my vacation time so I have to work to get it back on track. Also have the newborn to take care of.

I'll prolly wait atleast a month before I do anything concerning grasping power.

I can afford to let Molly Jo bore the country to death with her exciting passing of MPP's.

I tell ya I get wood every time an mpp comes to vote

Oh please even Rydle, knows a country needs MPPs/Allies to win wars, and if you had any clue yourself you wouldn't be complaining. Because you don't keep allies by being selfish and going to war expecting them to help you every-time, if you're not willing to help them some months.

You want to target her for winning, why don't you blame the losers for not running better campaigns, since they couldn't beat someone who took the role of filler. oh that's right, that would be the educated non ignorant thing to do. And you based on everything you say are so clearly super ignorant.

^ this is why we can't have fun. People are too serious about this shit. Countries should MPP eCanada because they fear our might or insanity.

I'm to serious, excuse me you're the one complaining because you can't have war, don't act like you're just joking or here to have fun while being a total prick.

Excellent. You agree. eRepublik sucks and the political system is ineffective. Also, if you have an opinion about the game you are a prick. You and I are on the same page. Now, we just have to convince others that they are wasting their time here.

maybe pickle's sense of humor is the solution for this constipation problem.

Maybe you coming up with a few hundred thou in CO monies would help?

nah there's no better remedy for constipation than your 'witty remarks'.

Yeah, you're right. My humor does remind one of a bright and colorful, aromatic fruit salad on a warm afternoon. Sweet, but yet tart and so, so yummy.

Eat your fruits and veggies kids! Lots of fiber to keep the ol' digestive tract happy. 🙂

^that's exactly what i'm talking about.

Well last time your call for war-at-any-cost cut the Canadian economy by about 25%. So three more of these should pretty well end the country completely! Go 'aflushin!

you dont have to spend a red cent in a war

Part of the problem is that we have allies that want MPPs. They were understanding and let it go for awhile. Two things prevented an AS. #1 is that we don't have anything to use for CO except the emergency fund (or whatever you kids are calling it) and #2 we don't have anything to use for CO except the emergency fund. Take a look for yourselves:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/country/economy/Canada
7k a day ain't squat to run a war on, let alone waste an AS.

Of course Rylde will BS about how he this and how he that. Take the shit wad of cash he has squirreled away out of the picture and he be just as stuck as Molly Jo. And he won't spend what he's got just to entertain you now. He'll wait until he's provoked everyone to screaming and then he'll do a coup. (Which makes no difference to me.) Then he might start a fight just to see if he could drag allies in to save our sorry asses but he won't have the funds to prosecute a war.

I'll end your little rank with one easy option for a legitimate war thatwe could win and have multiple battles.

Attack Ireland and not as a TW

So there so much for your long argument. You got one part right though I'm just sitting and squirrling away money and I plan on doing it for awhile for my own personal glory while at the helm.

Hmm... War the old fashioned way. Plenty of MPPs, attack a neighbor and no COs.

You know, ever since admin changed things where you can have more than 100 "Energy" (called it Strength back then) per day, unless you had gifts, it's all about the money. What was it? Work at 90%+, click fight 3 times (unless you had a house or gifts), then wait for reset to recover your Strength.

Times they are a changin'.

Would be plenty of back and forth with a country like Ireland due to there size and even the rws would give the population tp cc. Its a viable option that's affortable for the current govt.

The only realistic way to get regular Canadian-flag battles going is basically punisher's idea:
1) Attack the eUS
2) Get Wiped
3) RW battles until we win one back
4) Repeat.

Even then, we would obliterate our MPP stack. USA has pretty much all the same MPP's as us. We would have to send Rylde down there to stir up some trouble and make them attack us. However, I personally don't like the idea of being wiped, I think it's worse than the status quo.

Why would we want or need to keep our MPP stack if we're wiped? And if we're going with that plan anyway, why would our allies want MPPs with a country that's so selfish that it will only fight for its own flag in constant losing battles rather than help allies? I'm not endorsing the wipe-and-RW plan, but it's the only plan I can see that gets Canadian flag battles and that we can financially afford (since we'd plan to lose)

"We would have to send Rylde down there to stir up some trouble and make them attack us". Isn't he a well mannered guy? hehehe 😃

People historically leave a county that is wiped for several months with no chance of a comeback. Now if you get wiped, are beat up for a couple months and then come roaring back to knock the snot outta the invader, that's great for drawing people in.

1) Attack the eUS
2) Get Wiped
3) RW a region back with allies help
4) RW a second region, meanwhile the eUS takes back the one we just liberated
5) Start the "chase you tail" circular wars
6) Finally allies disappear because it's pointless
7) People bail

like it alot

I don't think its constipation so much as blockage. I've heard that its kinda tough to take a dump when there's another appendage (head, fist, foot, etc) blocking the way out.

A good CP does not take advise by reading the bathroom wall.

Come up with some options that fit our budget and strength and will talk until then flush it.

Attack Ireland.

Bully

Its fine with me the more bored the country gets the easier it will be for me to takeover.

you dont need to be strong or rich to fight

The point of any game is to win, not to just piss into the wind and enjoy the back spray.

the point of any game except this one

how many years ED and do you really think we will ever be in a position to "win"

Its all bout TP money, player retention and personal growth, MPP battles do none of those

Who is the girl on the second picture? 😮

the brunet*?

Don't you have Google? Apparently that's Michelle Keegan.

With the sun lotion? Dunno, some nonfamous randomer I think, not Michelle Keegan tho.

my ex wife. she eated crackers in bed.

Any decent leader of a smaller nation knows you can't go to war every month, because not every CP is a credit/debit card player, and countries need time to rebuild funds, and supporting ones allies is wise when sooner or later you're going to want support.

I for one would like to see FYROM removed from Greece, and well...the map as a whole.

Silly Canada never learns..

Alright, I have it from a reliable source that Molly Jo is not constipated and is, in fact, as regular as an atomic clock. However, as loyal eCanadians, we must all do our part to ensure the continued regularity of our CP.

IBS, or Irritable Bowel Syndrome, is no laughing matter. Constipation, gas, bloating, and potentially violent, projectile diarrhea, all signs of irritable bowel syndrome, can aggravate hemorrhoids, cause painful anal burning, and make you unwelcome at dinner parties. In addition, if you avoid certain foods, you may not get enough of the nutrients you need, leading to malnourishment.

But the condition's impact on your overall quality of life may be the most significant complication. These effects of IBS may cause you to feel you're not living life to the fullest, leading to incontinence, discouragement, and even depression.

As such, I will begin talking up a collection to help support our president in this time of need. The last thing we need is irregularity in the eCP's office. It may not do much but, please know that every penny donated to me will be passed on to our CP to prevent this crippling disease from affecting our enation's leader.

What's a brother gotta do to get some TP damage in this joint.