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Should read these as the prologue: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/the-speaker-and-the-downed-forum-2415941/1/20

an😛 http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/a-story-of-a-duck-and-a-pony-2416156/1/20

Those long sexy duck legs, the thick yellow beak, those gorgeous brown eyes, what wasn’t to like? Irule had seen him flopping around capitol hill like the next big thing, and something about him had better be big.

Irule had always liked a good duck, there was something about that quack that was just unavoidably sexy, but a congressman? Even better. Irule was all about the power, and Seppo had plenty of it.

In his mind it all worked out perfectly. A former cabinet secretary and a congressman? It was a match made in heaven, one that would withstand any obstacle. He dreamed of their walks on the beach, their marriage, the warmth of his duck companionship, and their lives together. It was happiness, it was excitement, it was perfection.

Derphoof. There isn’t another way to put the fiend’s name on paper. That pony’s behind was filled with disease surely, as was his mind and soul, but somehow his devilish tricks captured the one and only Seppo. This wasn’t love, it was deception. It was disgusting. It was despicable. And all of it crushed poor Irule’s heart.

Seppo thought of Derphoof as if he were no other pony. His “sexy mane” and “gorgeous tail” were traits that Irule could never compete with. How could a beautiful young duck like Seppo fall for such a partisan, rude, horrid Speaker of the House. Everywhere he went the halls stunk with the wretched odor that was Derphoof. His droppings created a path of treachery, and his tricks enslaved hundreds of congress members.

True love always overcomes cheap tricks, and Irule just kept telling himself that. Alone night after night, hugging only a firm pillow, Irule vowed to get revenge on the swine. Seppo was his.

And one lonely night in July, Irule would finally make his move. Forever more Irule would cuddle and cradle his new duck, and that idiot would be owned until the last day.

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The slight creak of the window could barely be heard. Irule cautiously climbed through the window in the dead of night. Inside the room was Seppo, silently alone in the large bed. Derphoof got off luck tonight.

Irule combed through the whole room, he checked everything for remnants of the disgraceful pony. Nothing could be found, Derphoof and Seppo were not together, yet. And they never would be, if Irule could do anything about it.

Sitting at Seppo’s wooden desk Irule crafted the most delicate of love notes. It would win him over, Irule thought repeatedly. Nothing else would matter, Seppo would read it, his life would change, and they’d be together forever. It had to happen. It must happen. It will happen.

“Dear my beloved Baby Duck,

Life is not right without your wings around me. I watch as you walk each day through the halls of Congress, my heart longing for you. You deserve more, I know, your perfection is too mighty for I, but on this night, I must profess my feelings for you.

Oh Seppo, I love you I do. Your beauty, your magnificence, your personality is too good to be true. Your happiness is unmatched by any in the world or existence. Love would fight for us, no matter the distance. Your long sexy legs make me so perky. In my future there is certainly some happy jerky. Your fondness of Derphoof makes me so jealous. Surely you could hook up with much better fellas. I promise I could never hurt you. For my life without you is solemnly blue. Derphoof is one sleazy devil. I shall ruin his life for you and happily revel.

-Your one true lover”

And with that, Irule was gone.




Disclaimer: Seppo made Irule write this, Irule777 is not crazy and attempted to disturb you. Thank you.