Invaders... WHY?!?!

Day 2,748, 04:43 Published in Australia Australia by Eduard Velikij

Now, this article was going to be about funny communist jokes, but these invaders REALLY ticked me off. Especially Peru. Like, WTF?! It's only been a month! go pick on someone your own size, GODDAMMIT! We can't even reach our real life borders while these idiots are somthing like three time the size of theirs! I am obviously probably over reacting, but still. And i kind of get Peru, cos they failed to invade us before, so you would want to try again, BUT TURKEY?!!?!? I JUST SPENT A WHOLE HOUR FIGHTING THEM!!!
[edit: 3 times was and exaggeration, i checked, and they're only 2 times, but still]
[edit #2: OK, people have informed me that Peru is friends with us. so that's fine. But still, anyone who actually invades Australia is really mean.]



(I probably got everything wrong and everybody's gonna be angry at me for it)