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Impeach The President: War Crimes

Day 2,857, 07:38 • Published in USA USA

• by Senryaku

Hey.

We have a problem, Emerika. A problem in the deformed, obese shape of our pigdisgusting el presidente.

An artist's depiction. The artist had to take frequent break to puke out the horrors of the mere thought of our inglorious 'leader'.

The marriage between that thing and rainy sunday is not something I am willing to allow.

I do not need to articulate reason, because I know that purification is the only way. Aramec must cancel the marriage, or he must return to the sands.

With Dio as my witness, I am gathering my aforementioned legions of multis that I recently used to single-handedly PTO the AFA, to bring an end to this farce.

If I cannot stop the madness, then you're all doomed.

I will be your Brutus.