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Ilene Dover EXPOSED! AND MORE......

Day 3,166, 14:17 • Published in USA USA

• by Goddess Dilvany

Ilene Dover you may know them as the head of the department of citizens afairs, but did you you they are also the head of 666 head leviathan.

Illuminati Confirmed!

Ilene Dover is a wolf in sheep's clothing hiding among us infiltrating into party ranks. (According to anonymous sources) She is secretly an agent of the satanic federalist agenda. She is also probably homophobic.

As you can see Ilene Dover is meeting with the prince of darkness, the bringer of evil, the master mind of destruction, the lord of causing misery and poverty, the king of cultural appropriation, the Dicktator for life of eMurica. Who knows what kind of sinister things they were plotting. Good thing my buddy Ajay Bruno (AKA Ronald Gipper Reagan) was able to infultrate their layer. We all know that he should be winning president, but Yui uses vote removing bots and satanic super powers to take away votes. This is why they won't let him win cause he is one of the only people who stands up to the establishment. One of the few players who doesn't have pillows on his knees.

I am going into hiding, because I have exposed to much truth. It has been good knowing you. I will be back to run for congress! LETS DESTROY THE POWERFUL!

QNN OUT!
THE TRUTH

QNN Quicky

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Ya Boi D Money for Governor of Washington

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Comments

FBIDOG Day 3,166, 14:34

Ozzy Osbourne?

Goddess Dilvany Day 3,166, 20:28

What?

FBIDOG Day 3,167, 09:18

*sigh* this makes me sad, i guess its a sign im getting old... Ozzy Osbourne is the Prince of Darkness and has been for like 40 years.

Goddess Dilvany Day 3,167, 21:38

Oh Ozzy Osbourne is somewhat relevant

I am more into Hip Hop music.

My avatar is usually hip hop related. I even use my street name D Money which people gave me unlike these internet phonies.

Selak Ivan Day 3,166, 14:41

Hehe 😃

Customs of Dahomey Day 3,166, 14:51

how can anyone claim to be intelligent and a friend of Ajay Bruno?

Ilene Dover Day 3,166, 14:59

I dunno, but I still laughed.

Not sure how much Dylan thinks it's true, but it's amusing as f... to read. 🙂

Customs of Dahomey Day 3,166, 15:06

meh

but, it is funny to see Ajay being rehabilitated, Ajay was able to dominate the supposed opposition to the fluffer movement, which ushered in our present stagnation.

Goddess Dilvany Day 3,166, 15:24

THE A OTP

Ilene Dover Day 3,166, 15:00

Probably not a good idea to put swastikas in a game run by Romanians. People with lived experience of it in their family tend to react differently to everyone else...

Goddess Dilvany Day 3,166, 15:17

True the powers that be are watching. I will ninja it down hopefully the CIA doesn't get me.

Goddess Dilvany Day 3,166, 15:27

Ronald Gipper Reagan for President of eUSA

Waysted Day 3,166, 19:52

lol. He has failed a ton of times.

At the peak of the AFA he should have won. But he could not shut up. bTw he hates gays.

Goddess Dilvany Day 3,166, 20:26

Those are lies spread by the Federalist. The Gipper loves gays.

Waysted Day 3,166, 20:37

ROFL....

like i said he could not shut up and since i have heard and read his rhetoric for years no feds were involved.

Goddess Dilvany Day 3,166, 20:42

You are obviously misunderstanding him. I have written articles where I attack some problems I have in the gay community. I even am partial vocal about being excluded from many gay organizations for not agreeing with them. I would even go as far to say many of these organizations are cult like and pray on gays coming from backwards communities where they have never truly been accepted for who they are. Am I a gay basher?

Waysted Day 3,167, 10:27

Misunderstanding ajay is impossible. He repeats the same thing over and over. He will lie,cheat and steal to get what he wants.

Schubacca Day 3,166, 15:32

Just as I predicted the weather that winter was coming to hell in my newest article today you'd beat me to the punch with such a great article which I am incredibly shocked.

Goddess Dilvany Day 3,166, 15:41

I have been bored lately and feeling quite uninspired so I thought I would bring it back to basic since today was very hot and I didn't have much work to do.

George Armstrong Custer Day 3,166, 15:41

at least this is actually satire.. not necessarily good satire, but at least you're moving in that direction.

Goddess Dilvany Day 3,166, 15:42

This is not satire. This is reality you fascist pig!

George Armstrong Custer Day 3,166, 15:45

well, good, then. I was much more comfortable despising you than having the sense of weakness in giving you credit for almost knowing what you're doing for once.

Goddess Dilvany Day 3,166, 15:49

I only told you I do satire because that was a convenient narrative you would be willing to buy.

You hear what you want to hear.