I'm dying

Day 3,015, 10:11 • Published in USA USA • by Senryaku

I think I'm laughing too hard.

Let's start low-key with the best Erep joke in 1000 days.



Yeah, thanks. I'll be here all year. You know who won't be here all year though?

This guy.

Or at least I hope so. I like to take Gnil seriously.

You think admins would delete his article if he requested it?
They usually don't.

Speaking of people leaving, I wouldn't be surprised if Joestar went off somewhere, pissed because it seemed like nobody appreciated his contributions. The fruits of which can be seen in the CP race this month.

The Defence department this month is one of the weakest I've seen since I've been back. I'm not even sure if the NSC even exists anymore. That's the level of 'military strategy' we're at right now.

Not that it matters considering the only battles we actually participate in 99% of the time are in those bloody -Eesti regions in ye olde swedeville, which is like a proxy war without any actual importance tied to it whatsoever.

Interpol these days is the most boring shit though. What's new Asteria is stronk, Anti-Asteria is breaking itself up and then uses money from packs to wipe Servia every once in a while, falls down, slips on a banana peel accidentally left by your resident monkey, and promptly gets revenge wiped, or something of equal "meh"-itude.

Oh, yeah, and that tax hike made some people leave. Some of them did damage, I guess.

The tax hike that was there to, ahem, "Help retrieve the funds expended in the recent campaign against our grurius nashion"

I guess what I'm really trying to say is, Emerika is bent over, her skirt is blown up by the wind, and you can see her piss-soiled, striped panties and her flabby ass-cheeks are ripe for the spanking.

See ya.