I am the PTO. Fear me, if you dare.

Day 1,121, 10:30 • Published in USA USA • by Cromstar

Friends, citizens, people of the world, lend me your ears!

It would seem that people are confused and unsure what is happening today in the party I currently reside in (the party formally known as SEES). Therefore, I must provide an explanation.

Some have said this is a USWP-sponsored or a USWP-endorsed attempt to take-over SEES. That’s pure and utter cow-patties. I didn’t even tell them I was doing it until after I did it.


Pure Kansas organic garden fertilizer!

Some have said this is a sinister and dark plan by other parties angered at SEES. Also cow-patties.


A fresh pie from the farm!

Some have said this is a dark and sinister plan launched to destroy SEES as a party in America.

That, my friends, is utter truth.



I hereby officially announce my intention to PTO the SEES party and take it over completely. And, because some people can’t seem to accuse me to my face, I’ll add this: its my plan. It’s backed by me.

I drafted this idea months ago, and after feeling bored the last month, I decided to enact this plan after PP elections last month. Since then, I’ve kept it a closely guarded secret among a number of my closest friends. None of them are party leaders. Some of them aren’t even eUS citizens.

When I signed up last night, I mentioned it to Frost as being a little joke to screw with SEES...after all, they love screwing with people.



Well, since some people want to make a big deal of it, I accept that challenge. I hereby call upon you, the citizens of America, to bring your votes to the SEES party and to vote Cromstar for Party President.

If elected, I promise to create a strong party. A party based on advancing the goals of AMERICA. SEES as a party has been barely holding itself together for months now. Election after election their influence has waned. They currently only have 4 Congressmen, while just a few months ago, they had over a dozen.

Today, they can’t even fight off a simple PTO attempt to hear them tell the tale. If they are so weak, they have to cry foul, then they are too weak to lead America.

I hold no allegiance to SEES. I hold my allegiance to the eUSA alone. So I call upon all citizens to join me. UIP, Libs, USWP, SEES, Feds, 6th parties, military personnel, and the rest of you: join me!

You don't have even have to let them know who you are. They want a sinister shadow organization, I agree! Join the party, vote, and leave if you'd like. No one but you has to know. But the effects will be known to all.

We shall make America strong! We shall not give in to any enemy, foreign or domestic! This is a declaration of war!



War on the weak!
War on the spoiled and the selfish!
War on the trolls, the haters, and the Agay’s of the eWorld!

I had little intention of making a big production of it...but my hand has been forced. I’m disappointed, America. I thought you were better than this. But if you aren’t, then I’ll play the game.

Cromstar for SEES PP- I ran Eugene Harlot for Congress. Do I need any more credentials?