I'm your Minister of Information

Day 1,785, 08:08 • Published in South Africa Bolivia • by atrawall

Oh boy are you screwed.

I kid. If you need to know something please come to me and I shallgive you an answer as I am the all-knowing now.



If I do not know the answer, or simply don't like the real answer, I will definitely make something up that sounds reasonable. (Or totally awesome and way better than the "real" thing)

If I can't think of anything, I'll defer to Dreadnuts the Mighty whose drunken answer will probably sound something like this:

"So drinkin'' awent areluy good yu guiys."

You ask and I shall answer...

I'm also pretending to be Deputy MoS as well, because I feel kinda like a spy. (So if you need any top secret security questions answered, I can do that too.)


Yeah, I'm definitely not getting that 5 Gold from Luna...