History is Repeating itself! The MoHA is back!

Day 5,680, 02:06 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by eUK Home Office

Citizens!

Open your prize catching bags, put on your thinking caps, and find your reading glasses, because after years of hiding a brand new and multi-faceted Ministry of Home Affairs stands before you!

To offer the full domestics package I’ve rounded up a team of 3 (or 4 if you count me too) to deliver the following briefs:


Ministry of Education
Betafoxtrot

Beta and I go way back and have so much collective experience working in and around the MoHA that I was thrilled that after gaffer taping him to a desk chair and placing a keyboard on his lap he agreed to assist with Education by working on guide consolidation and beginning the mammoth work of reviewing key eUK wiki pages.


Ministry of Entertainment
Archie Smith

Is it Jeremy Clarkson? Anne Robinson? Bruce Forsythe? No! It’s Archie Smith! Archie has brought a bolt of energy to the eUK’s discord offering with his quizzes. I myself was one of many who tried and failed at winning a million pennies. I was very pleased when Archie agreed to come under the MoEnt banner to take his quizzes a step further by upping prizes, resources, and building them into the offering of the official eUK Discord Channel.


Ministry of Communication
Mister Immanuel Kant

No one can critique my pure reason for wanting MIK in the team. He brings a level of activity and determination basically unrivalled in the game. What I want from the Ministry of Communication is the promotion of the eUK’s Discord Channel and a public information campaign that sees succinct messages on giveaways (public or private), military tips and news items delivered straight to the public’s inboxes.


Ministry of Home Affairs
That’s me! Mr Woldy!

I’m sure you’re all thrilled to see me back in the HAwt seat. I’ll be playing a general support role to the above 3 portfolios and generally keeping plates spinning and gaffer tape sticky, in addition to searching for efficiencies cross-government (I will bring joy to the spreadsheets) and also seeking out private initiatives to find out how to take them a step further and how best to use public resource to support a flourishing community. Lovely.

That’s very exciting - but the fun doesn’t stop there. To celebrate the opening of an eUK Official Discord Channel (text channels are the order of the day, no one wants to hear me talking) I shall be running a Pub Quiz this saturday night. Archie will be running some game shows there too, so be sure to give it a go. Click on the MoCo megaphone below for the invite link.

Thanks for reading!

Mr Woldy
Minister of Home Affairs (again!)